Another day,Another email

[GerryblewuptheER]

God you lot have alot yo answer for!

This time it was from my car Insurance provider who wanted to know if gender affected my finances .

Needless to say I contacted them to say that it needed to be clarified what they were talking about and that I would like to be able to fill out their online forms correctly and not be forced to collude.

I'm assured a response in 72 hours according to the automated response..

can't wait to hear what they say!

Probably cancel my insurance or something as my email is deemed hate speech

Well the 72 hours is up and nothing.

I guess I'm packing my bags to go down the cop shop as it's probably been passed on to the police now....

Better get working on my limericks

I can only think of really crap ones starting ‘there was an old lady...’ what kind of nonsense limericks was I brought up on?