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Bad Sex award (books)

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bluescreen · 30/11/2018 17:11

Forgive me if this has been covered elsewhere. Mostly these are risible but the Murakami is disturbing.

Killing Commendatore by Haruki Murakami
My ejaculation was violent, and repeated. Again and again, semen poured from me, overflowing her vagina, turning the sheets sticky. There was nothing I could do to make it stop. If it continued, I worried, I would be completely emptied out. Yuzu slept deeply through it all without making a sound, her breathing even. Her sex, though, had contracted around mine, and would not let go. As if it had an unshakeable will of its own and was determined to wring every last drop from my body.

bad book awards

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Melamin · 30/11/2018 20:34

Yes, it does sound like a Goldmith's student Hmm

bluescreen · 30/11/2018 20:51

Nah, 'enamelled pepper mill' is a disparaging sexist term for a woman with sexual experience who is currently disinhibited as in 'she was, like, totally enamelled.'

But, yanno, if he can't tell the difference between an enamelled pepper mill and a boa constrictor he's probably in line for a Darwin award as well.
Grin

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StrangeLookingParasite · 30/11/2018 21:57

vaginal ratchet

Good grief.

Melamin · 30/11/2018 22:17

Nah, 'enamelled pepper mill' is a disparaging sexist term for a woman with sexual experience who is currently disinhibited as in 'she was, like, totally enamelled

University of Mumsnet strikes again. Grin

bsc · 01/12/2018 20:27

Enamelled means disinhibited? How do you know these things? Confused

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