All the things men put their penis in

[DJLippy]

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Why did I just read that??

Might write a piece about all the things women put up their fannies.

They're Darwin Award candidates, one and all. It's natural selection in action.

Thanks for the giggles.

Might write a piece about all the things women put up their fannies.

On a similar vein talking to an theatre nurse the other day about all the things that they saw men insert in their bottoms during their career. I asked if women ever got admitted with strange objects in intimate areas. No. Never. Funny that isn't it?

talking to an theatre nurse the other day about all the things that they saw men insert in their bottoms during their career.

When I worked in A&E we always had an anal speculum handy. Generally they were drunk or high when they had one of those great ideas.

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is the one about the bloke who got his dick caught in a part of a set of weights in there?

I am related to an a&e nurse who had told tales of women with all sorts inside their bits. There's no 'type' apparently you can never tell when someone male or female walks towards you in triage if they're coming due to something 'stuck'

All the sad faces!!

Does it include a beaker?

is the one about the bloke who got his dick caught in a part of a set of weights in there?

No, unfortunately. Food seems the most common choice.

Oh my god the octopus

DJLippy haa omygosh I used to date a radiographer in Brighton. Their department had very frequent occurrences of strange X-Rays.
One guy had put a large mayonnaise jar up his arse. He actually drove all the way from Portsmouth to Brighton with the jar up his arise yo get it taken out because he thought Brighton General Hospital would have more experience of that sort of thing than his local hospital.

www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/man-gets-his-penis-stuck-inside-a-dumbbell-plate/news-story/a8f9c6969f8870f6ed5ebc530a8080bc

weights

well. rumour has it that Tom Jones puts his dingaling in a bottle of Listerine before he gets on stage, just to get him going. Well, that's what my DH told me years and years ago. never fact-checked it though.

My ‘favourite’ recounted by my DP (police custody) was the woman who had ‘squirrelled away’ a can of Tennant’s Special Brew!!! I think that must take quite a bit of practice!

@DoingMyBest2010 doesn't say much for Tom if it fits in 😂

They used to just make do with vacuum cleaners, back in the day.

@bunintheoven88, could be a cup of course, of maybe he's just teeny tiny Tom :-)

Oh my god the octopus

He must have seen this movie.

Octopussy

Ex dh used to know someone who worked for the Sunblest factory and he would use the blocks of lard in such a way as to put me off eating their bread.

Who the hell can fit it in a vacuum cleaner? The tubes are too small.

Source: Empiricism.

Let’s hope that as a consequence of their stupidity they did sufficient damage to prevent them procreating. Humanity is better off without their genes in the pool.

if an MRA forum made a thread about women who had hurt themselves by inserting things up themselves to laugh at you would be quick to cry misogyny

Nope.

I would say exactly the same thing. Idiocy is not gender-specific.

The story about the man who got his cock stuck in a weights set made international news.

You can't blame feminists for that

TBH men take this piss with this sort of stuff more than women a lot of the time!

if an MRA forum made a thread about women who had hurt themselves by inserting things up themselves to laugh at you would be quick to cry misogyny

1. Do you think MRA forums don't?

1. Anyone who does stuff like that deserves to be laughed at.