Rather than just complain, why don't these kids write their own plays? It would be really easy.
The Front Hole Monologues, Part 1: Menstruation makes me dysphoric! I'm so bloody oppressed! Tampons are transphobic! How dare they call them 'feminine hygeine products'! Waah waah waah
The Front Hole Monologues, Part 2: Ow ow ow FFS ow ow ow! Why didn't anyone tell me before I became a man that childbirth would still hurt? It's so unfair! I'm a man! Waah waah waah
The Laydee Dick Monologues: Suck my big fat laydee cock, terf. Choke on it, terf. Die in a fire, swerf and terf! Waah waah waah
Deluded Dicks in Labour Monologues: Somebody somewhere in the UK had a roomie spat, & it was all about me! Me, me, me! The whole world is all about me! And fuck that terf Young Labour Scotland canned. She's a terf so she's guilty! Burn her. Burn all terfs! Me, me, me! Waah waah waah