Imagine if these men were women.....

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• Donald Trump
• Piers Morgan
• Boris Johnson
• Russel Brand
• Jeremy Pacman
• Lance Armstrong
• John McEnroe

Just pondering, really.

I would imagine they would all be called a mixture of bitch, slut, bunny boiler and psycho. A lot of these are already vilified but I just can't help but think it would be so much worse if they were women (Lance Armstrong for example 'This is why women can't compete at that level in sport')
The irony being if they were women they probably wouldn't have got to the level of fame and success they have.

Joanna Depp is looking amazingly good looking for her age but has still struggled to find decent acting roles for the past ten years, particularly since the revelations from her younger former partner that she used to regularly abuse him

Paulina Gascoigne was a talented athlete, but the media dropped them like a hot brick the second that the extent of their alcohol problems and domestic abuse became public. Their son, Bennie, has gone on to have a lengthy media career, trading off the family name

Borissina Johnson would have been ripped to shreds for being fat and unkempt. Children with different dad, how drunk were they to shag that. Can’t be mayor we’d be laughing stock to the rest of the world.
I hate this game because it’s not funny.

I have never seen Borrisina Johnson in anything but a suit, every single serious news programme. I mean, does she not know that we need to talk about her outfit and what shade of lipstick she wears.

In fairness, plenty of people have called Russell Brand a slut, and Donald Trump a psycho.

Izzy Pop's music career would have stalled in 1972, thus depriving her of topless car insurance adverts in later life.

Winnie Churchill was a military strategic genius and no-one could deliver a rousing speech better than her. But after her quirky and unpredictable behaviour as Home Secretary she lost any chance of the top job. Which was just as well, because her alcohol and tobacco addictions would have made her too risky to have in charge in the country, particularly at a critical time

Jane Humphrys would be considered shrill, aggressive and like she thinks she knows better than anyone else on the Today Prog.

Hmm, actually apart from the shrill bit...

Olenna, fat don't forget Winnie's also fat with bad hair. Ditto Borisina. You don't get anywhere as a fat woman with bad hair.

Thrice-married Donalda and Jeremia C - has any woman ever achieved having been married more than once?

Good point, Hothouse.

Women with multiple marriages...Actresses and musicians seem to get a bit of a pass on this front (Nicole Kidman, J-Lo, Demi Moore, for example, plus of course the marvellous Elizabeth Taylor). Maybe it's OK for them because - traditionally! - women in the performing arts have been seen a morally dubious in the first place

Prince Phillipa is a disgrace to the royal family, with her flirting and outspokenness, spouting off - and right in front of the King! Does she have no shame? She's lucky to be in the position she is and it's all down to him, nothing she's done herself, just riding on his coat rails and using it as an opportunity to be a bitch and insult members of the public.

Becky Gervais had the most disgusting hate filled comedy sketch about a trans woman.
This even included dead naming her and subjecting the former olympic athlete to the most abhorrent transphobic abuse.
I'd be surprised if she ever worked again.

Petra Kay, I had to sit through her entire show. Sorry I've said it before, the garlic bread sketch just isn't funny.
Awful woman.
And so is that other one, Patty McGuinness.

God Professor Brianna Cox is SUCH a know it all. I think she thinks that voice is sexy but it's snore-inducing IMO. And she needs to do aomething about that appalling fringe. No idea how she is allowed on screen with that.

Brianna Cox could take a leaf out of Martin Beard's book - he has a refreshingly natural and authoritative presenting style and is a real silver fox.

Davina Attenborough too! I don't know who appointed her, but she knows nothing, and she's soooo old. Why is she still on television?

Annandale

Princess Harriet got naked with a load of random men in Vegas and was stupid enough to let someone take a photo, she was probably too pissed to realise. If any of those men had done anything with her she'd only really have herself to blame the state she was in. She completely dragged the royal name through the mud and needs to be dethroned, and we footed the bill!

I love this thread! Imagine if Courtney Love was a man.....she'd be heralded as a full on "legend" in the vein of Iggy Pop!!

Johnny Deep is the face of 'Sauvage'. Every time DH sees an advert for it, he starts saying in a loud voice 'Sausage, Sausage' . Usually in the middle of frikkin Debenhams.

So god help me with Joanna Deep. I dread to think what DH would start shouting!

Donald who would be called Dorris would definitely be accused of being a womanising lesbian (or if her sexually inappropriate behaviour was directed at men then a sex crazed cougar)

Boris would be a bleach blonde bimbo

Russel brand is already pretty much an out of touch shiny middle class woman (the kind who thinks her feelings are valid opinions and doesn’t understand basic economics).

Alison Ford's film career would have been over in 1975 and she'd be doing infomercials instead.

At age 40, she'd have been deemed much too old and certainly not foxy enough to play the lead character in India Jones and the Last Crusade in 1981.

Oh yes Doris Johnson, the blonde bombshell. She probably was a stunna in her day, a real catch.
Look at the state of her now, does she really have to go for a run on public roads?

Jennifer hunt, sooooo much wealth.
Hasn't earned any of it.
Racquel Rees-Mogg, sooooo posh.
Can't take her seriously either.

To my TW friends
This thread is what misogyny looks like.

I can't believe Harry Mirren is with someone who's older than him!! He's so refreshing and unusual and still totally hot.

John Berkhow used to be in the Bluebells dance troupe.
Nobody will be interested in his fancy past. Not newsworthy at all.
It is what he does now, that is important.