#GuardianSongs on Twitter

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Loving this as a response to the Guardian.

twitter.com/msjenniferjames/status/1055516739428081664

Brilliant!

Actually cackling!

Fucking brilliant and lol funny

Weirdly blocked. Have never interacted with her. My account is very, very GC and I follow and comment on a lot of similar accounts.

And I gave her £30.

Weird. And quite miffed. I have a 2nd account (for looking at LM and pals who blocked me via Terfblocker) so I can see her but feel a bit strange being blocked for no reason.

Bit of Beyonce
twitter.com/Salford7er/status/1055560907886075906

Just came to post about this! So funny 😂

😆

Im not on twitter
but really want to contribute
Safety dance - Ejaculators without hats

Its raining Jizz wizzers, Hallelujah

Best one I've seen so far is "Ejaculator, I feel like a Menstruator" by Shania Twain.

Kind of sums up the whole thing...

Piper, I wrote that one, but I doubt I was the first!

Just seen ‘No Menstruator, No Unnecessary Ocular Secretions’ 😆

waterlego I did that one too but also doubt I was first.

I was Very Chuffed when "There's an ejaculator down my chip shop swears he's Elvis" jumped into my head mid-shower...

The only jizzer who could ever teach me was the ...

Waterlego - hahahahahahha

Best one I've seen so far is "Ejaculator, I feel like a Menstruator" by Shania Twain
Snort, so funny. I’m a fan of Fleetwood Mac (Peter Green version) so I’m going for
Black Magic Menstruator
and
Ejaculator of the World

And who could forget Percy Sledge’s
When an Ejaculator expresses irrational emotional bonding for a Menstruator?

And of course the Aretha classic
I feel like a [transphobic bio-essentialist term redacted] menstruator...

Xir's not sure if you're an unwanted-nocturnal-emission-haver or a young menstruator,
Hey babe, your hair's alright so long as it's not terf-bangs
Hey babe, let's go out tonight.

I am menstruator, hear me roar in numbers too big to ignore, and I know too much to go back and pretend..!

She’s always a menstruator to me!
I’m every menstruator, it’s all in me!

My friend's got a pre-menstruator intimiate partner
Ejaculator he hates that canine capable of going in to heat
He tells me every day
He says "ejaculator I really gotta lose my newly hatched avian animal.
In the worst kind of way"

It's given me a chuckle. There's movies, books and Shakespeare now.

I've complained to the paper about its choice of language.