#GuardianSongs on Twitter

[2BorNot2Bvocal]

Loving this as a response to the Guardian.

Well You Can Tell By The Way I Use My Walk I’m A Menstruator’s Ejaculator.

That is my favourite (accompanied by sassy gif, of course). Thanks to @Raphaelite_Girl for making me sputter my tea...

Trending in 5th, too.

I'm chuckling at the the Shania Twain - That don't impress me much riff on Owen Jones

The lyrics were made for him.

William Price
@willyprice81
·
9h
Menstruators who are ejaculators
Who like ejaculators to be menstruators
Who do ejaculators like they're menstruators
Who do menstruators like they're ejaculators
Always should be someone, you really love

Ben Dare
@InBensHouse
·
6h
#GuardianSongs What an ejaculator, what an ejaculator, what an ejaculator, what a mighty good ejaculator, (mighty mighty good ejaculator)
2

Thank ‘Judeo/Christian belief system afterlife destination’ for ‘small young people of the class who menstruate but may not yet have reached their menarche’.

I saw the Bee Gees one and had the same reaction - very funny.

Fanfare for the common ejaculator

Kind of sums up TRA

It's an ejaculator's world, but it don't mean nothing without a menstruator or a pre-menstruator.

The Ejaculator in Black.

It's Raining Ejaculators

The ejaculator ones are particularly funny - its a word you don't see in print very often.

Loved

"There's an ejaculator down the chip shop swears he's Elvis" - might be pizza for tea tonight for me then.

Brilliant!

Who could forget Gestator, I love you by the Spice Pre-Menstruators.

Love this one:

Say my pronoun. Say my pronoun

Am crying laughing at “there’s an ejaculator down the chip shop swears he’s Elvis “

Snorted at:

See you later menstruator
In a while Autogynephile

Will we have to change book and film titles as well?
Louisa M Alcott's Little Menstruators, Robert de Niro in The Scent of a Menstruator

It's Raining Ejaculators was originally recorded by The Weather Pre-Menstuators in the 60s.

It was Al Pacino in Scent of a Menstruator. Sorry to be that person.

Can you imagine the Marvel Cinematic Universe:

Ant-Ejaculator
Spider-Ejaculator
Iron-Ejaculator
Black Bereaved-Menstruator
Scarlet Occult-Menstruator

“I am Groot” translates as “don’t fucking dead name me, you fucking T*rf, Gamora”.

Imagine translating (pardon the pun) the lyrics of Bitch - Meredith Brooks. What a woke word salad of confusion that would be

Its raining ejeculators. Hallelujah its raining jizzers amen
I,m going to go out and going to get myself .......absolutely soaking wet

Proper lolling.

My favourites so far being Pre-menstruator, you'll be a Menstruator soon and I'm going to wash that Ejaculator right outta my hair

The only ejaculator who ever loved me, was the junior ejaculator of a religious orator ejaculator.

Uptown pre-menstruator, she's been living in an uptown world. I bet she's never had a back-street pre-ejaculator. I bet her senior menstruator never told her why.

Sometimes it's hard to be a menstruator.
Giving all your love to just one ejaculator.
You'll have bad times
And he'll have good times,
Doing things that you don't understand
But if you love him you'll forgive him,
Even though he's hard to understand
And if you love him oh be proud of him,
'Cause after all he's just an ejaculator.

The tagging of Owen Jones in those Shania lyrics is hilarious!

Love it