#GuardianSongs on Twitter

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Loving this as a response to the Guardian.

Britney:

I'm not a pre-menstrurator, not yet a menatrurator! 😂

This hash tag has properly cheered me up today!

*Love this one:

Say my pronoun. Say my pronoun*

Yes, love that. Also:

A boy dead-named Sue

Woke me up before you go-go

NotBad those film titles take it to another level

That's not my pronoun

That's not my pronoun

That's not my pronoun

That's not my..... Pronoun

Anyone know what we should call that film based on a Rider Haggard book, about Ayesha?

And that Elvis Costello song which has the same problem...oh dear.

Ze may be the beauty or the beast.... etc

Oh I did laugh at these

Just choked on my tea- this is too funny!
Some absolute belters there.
Scent of a menstruator -omg!

'I come from a land down under
Where menstruators flow and ejaculators thunder' -by jizzers seizing the means of production.

“Pray Invisible sky fairy you can cope
I'll stand outside
This menstruaters work
This menstruaters world
Ooooh it's hard on a ejeculator
Now his part is over
Now starts the craft of the Non-gestating parent”

My brown eyed pre menstruator.

Was just thinking about that Kylie song from a decade or so back. ‘Red-blooded menstruator’ I think it’s called.

Just their going of all those shawls and cobblestones paperbacks on my grans shelf.
The premenstruator from the Dales.
A Mersey colloquilism equivalent to pre Menstruator.
The farmers enby offspring and the high status menstruator.

gonna wash that ejaculator right outta my hair

A certain TV chef strikes again, eh.....

In a while autogynephile is definitely the best

Uptown menstruator!
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she's never had a backstreet ejaculator!
I bet her senior menstruator never told her why

Think of all the revised band names

Ejaculatorzone

Backstreet Ejaculators

wouldn't they be pre-ejaculators?

pre menstruator, you'll be a menstruator soon

Fat bottomed pre-menstruaters you make the rockin’ World go round.

Don’t cha think ya pre-menstruater you’re having an intimate relationship with, is hot like me?

Pre-ejeculators, pre-ejeculators, pre-ejeculators, I'm looking for the good times
Pre-ejeculators, pre-ejeculators, pre-ejeculators, I'm ready for your love

It all just trips off the tounge so well, huh?

Think of all the revised band names

Pre-menstruators Aloud

The Spice Pre-menstruators

Pre-ejaculators 2 Ejaculators

Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition menstruator, can I be your ejaculator? (UNH!)

Also renders Toni Braxton's 2000 hit rather explicit:

He Wasn't Ejaculator Enough for Me

Tam probably but Ejaculatorzone just made me snigger like an 11yo preejaculator boy

I've always found Leonard Cohen a calming voice.

Real song: Don't go home with your hard-on. How to alter this?

Also, Death of a Menstruators' Ejaculator.

English ejaculator in New York.

Once, twice, three times a cervix-haver?