Perhaps they all had a fight and Polly Toynbee pinned Little OJ to the floor while Hadley Freeman frantically typed the leader column
While Oliver Burkeman was lookout and Suzanne Moore held Zoe Williams off with a chair.
And someone hid Gaby Hinscliffe's mobile phone which upset her so much (because phones are all we wims think about) she got distracted and didn't realise what Hadley was up to.
Ha ha ha! Thanks all 
Seriously though - I was really happy to read this and I can’t see why anyone on the trans rights side could be upset with it - and yet they are. Extremely, flouncingly upset.
My Twitter feed is full up of people retweeting and liking a rant about how transphobia is more hurtful than ANYTHING AT ALL and conflating positions people haven’t taken. It’s all about how a childless person with a vagina is just as much a woman as a trans woman with a penis or an older woman who’s had a hysterectomy. And the old ‘violent men will get access anyway because they’re violent men it’s nothing to do with trans people.’ These are people who know and like and respect their opinions on things who are liking this rant. I feel so fundamentally misunderstood in my position as gender critical.
In the meantime that Guardian op ed is getting denounced by all sides when it’s really balanced and reasonable.
I feel like I’m in a parallel universe.