To all those with no-one to vote for! Help is on the way!

9 replies

Freespeecher · 05/10/2018 14:24

'Centrist Party wants ad agency that "understands life outside London" '

order-order.com/2018/10/05/centrist-party-tries-to-understand-life-outside-london/

Hmm. I suspect this will end with Chuka Umunna wearing a flat cap while walking his whippet.

Oh well. As you were.

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dolorsit · 05/10/2018 14:42

Thank you that image, northnerist as it.

Procrastinator1 · 05/10/2018 14:47

Not more Woke dudes I hope.

DanaBarrett · 05/10/2018 14:51

I'm lobbying for a Mumsnet Party :D

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 05/10/2018 14:54

They're gonna need anthropologists for this one

i mean people who live outside london just communicate in grunts, amirite?

they've never been to an art gallery

they all earn less than £20K a year and shop at Lidl

definitely a specialist job

StarsAndWater · 05/10/2018 21:13

I'm lobbying for a Mumsnet Party :D

Yes, please!

tediousnamechange · 05/10/2018 21:16

Dammit, you got me all excited there!

That's hilarious, bless them.

AncientLights · 05/10/2018 21:16

Is there life outside London?

tediousnamechange · 05/10/2018 21:19

Shhh don't tell them; they'll all move up north and fuck up the housing market here n'all.

BlackeyedSusan · 06/10/2018 00:30

weathers horrible 'ere "up north" tis grim and dismal and full of derelict factories. the only shops we have are lidle and aldi, houses are dank and dark...

psst tedious name change, do you think that's enough to put them off?

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