Do you recognise yourself?

[jasminemaya]

This trans journalist had a chance encounter with a supporter of WPUK. Was this one of you lot?

Really thoughtful article - division into two camps without engaging with each other is not the answer.

www.independent.co.uk/voices/anti-trans-abuse-lgbt-rights-non-binary-public-dawn-butler-still-here-a8531236.html

See

First they came for your bananas
Then they came for your hot milk
Then they came for your Weetabix

I'm just pointing out that Lang is influential. If Weetabix are adding the banana in the box for you now, well, it's just proof that they are either secretly GC and read all the deleted troll threads, or they are actually nefarious trolls themselves.

Floral - the WBH is the only antidote to Goady Fuckery. Surely you know this by now?!

First they came for your bananas
Then they came for your hot milk
Then they came for your Weetabix

Then all was right with the world

I knew you'd show up to put the boot in.

Pfft.

Floral you’ve just made me literally die of disgust with that. Banana Weetabix and hot milk is literal violence.

^Absolutely fucking right on the money
HotRocker - boak doesn't even begin to cover it.^

Co-signed both

Lang

You are one of my most favourite contributors on FWR but I will never forgive you for inventing that triggering hot milk cereal banana horror - sorry (not sorry)

Seeing as the thread is detailed I'm intrigued how Gulag's lesbian MIL conceived Gulug's DP seeing as donor conception didn't exist until fairly recently (assuming the DP is over 30). Did she initially have a male partner then come out later in life? Or come to an arrangement with a male friend?
Or is she not the birth mother and the DP of lesbian MIL?

How is that any of your business, OP?

Well that would be incredibly intrusive, Jasmine. Much less intrusive would be me asking you where you stand on the Weetabix issue, don't you think? I mean, we are all genteel hereabouts, are we not?

Blah blah blah. How about none of your beeswax, creepy overly interested person?

Sheesh, there's bad faith and then there's nuclear fucking option bad faith.

Sheesh, there's bad faith and then there's nuclear fucking option bad faith.

The Weetabix is my superhero power. It removes even the most cunning disguise.

Oh dear Jasmine can't pin your bullshit on the genteel lady-guys you lots, so resort to casting aspersions on Gulag's Mil's lesbian credentials? How fucking dare you!

And as for your OP, it never happened. Nas made it up as part of a hit piece on WPUK. You'd have to be a bloody fool or under 5 not to see it. Or wilfully obtuse, and no one gives a fuck which of those groups you identify into.

Lang those Weetabix sound like the brainchild of a severely unhappy person. The kind who spends their spare time building thermonuclear devices in a small shed.

No lesbian was ever a mother until 2009. Troofact

It's a really interesting story, especially with lesbian MIL being a Christian. The church are not usually supportive of children being born outside a traditional straight marriage.

Lang I agree Banana Weetabix and hot milk is literal violence but my toddler loves it.

I'm actually properly laughing out loud now. Comes in with a 'Voluntarily doxx yourself please' post, and after much shilly shalling, decides to double down ask for more personal histories.

It's like 'I couldn't catch a big fish, so I'll have some juicy details from you lot instead'

My bra size is 34C, if it assuages you for a bit. Pfft.

Seeing as the thread is detailed

Yes I agree it's very detailed. If you're lucky Lang might give full details of how to make the WBH (not the knock off ready made one with dried banana).

My bra size is 34C, if it assuages you for a bit. Pfft.

I've got saggy tits. Manchester Pride said so.

Jasmine, I’m a committed Christian and member of the CofE. We wouldn’t have any children in our churches at all (we don’t have very many as it is, admittedly) if we disapproved of those born out of wedlock. Last year I helped out with paperwork and preparation for baptism. Not a single child was born to parents married to each other. Next week I’m helping at a wedding where the star guest will be the couple’s new baby. Most churches I know wouldn’t bat an eyelid at a lesbian couple with kids.

Oh and my real name is Maria, bra size 34H and I live in Carlisle with my lesbian lover, three lizards and a goldfish. This may or may not be true.

I don't know if I can claim the saggy cred anymore. I mean, I am fairly middle aged now, and I have slept with a decent number of women, but they are actually quite perky considering.

Potplant2 that's really reassuring thanks. Considering sending DC to a Church of England school but concerned about potential homophobia among staff and other parents.
Times have clearly changed since I used to go to church.

The breasts are perky, not the women I have slept with. Though they may be, I don't know.