I think I identify as Brazilian - passion fruit sponge for breakfast! And given menopausal hair loss, sporting Brazilian grooming will be the work of seconds.
I love huevos rancheros for breakfast, well, brunch really, I can't eat first thing. And there's a Lebanese breakfast called mankoushe which has all my favourite things - labne, haloumi and flatbread with zaatar.
Weetbix with mashed banana is weird. Not as weird as asking complete strangers for descriptions of their conception processes, but weird. Less likely to lead to living in a cave without friends though.