Womanfest UK - FFS🤬

[GenderApostate]

Going on in Somerset this weekend. They advertise it as FEMALE only, then this is on their fucking website.

Oh god, it's not all like this is it? When I think of Somerset I imagine gentle rolling fields and, I dunno, nice old houses? Was not imagining them eing full of women attempting to steam their fanjos while crocheting their nutloaf.

It’s one of the woo-iestplaces in the universe. A perfect place for crystal shopping, should you be so inclined.

Somerset is woo central.

drama and confrontation as people argue about whether specific individuals should or should not be allowed in based on their "energy". Maybe they can photograph their auras and decide that way.

Spot on. Consistent with the woo strict ethical standards to which they adhere, they just need some people to hang about taking Kirlian photographs of people's energy/auras.

I foresee a lot of third degree accidental bollock burnings

Maybe it will be promoted as a mind over matter experience, like fire walking, but will (uncannily) turn out to be a matter of physics and biology/anatomy ?

steaming your clam

Well that's my new phrase for the day sorted...