Womanfest UK - FFS🤬

[GenderApostate]

Going on in Somerset this weekend. They advertise it as FEMALE only, then this is on their fucking website.

It really is top level insanity.
Just the place for the type of AGP narcissists who a. Love to make Women uncomfortable and b. Crave ultimate validation.

I hope several bus losds turn up and waft their female penises over the steam and herbs

I really don't understand why they are excluding girls under about 10? Is it because they are going to run around etc?

Women's stuff always has loads of kids running around though. Because women are usually the primary caregiver and most women have kids. Being in an environment with all women and kids is really nice >> I thought this before I had kids of my own. There is much more of a sense of warmth and safety and happiness when there are no men around. can expand on this feeling if anyone is interested - I never knew about it until I experienced it and I was like WOW it is so nice with no men around, I had no idea how much they affected things, how different things are when there aren't any there. It's lovely. The loss of the possibility of women to do this now and going forward is fucking appalling when you think about it.

I'm talking about feminist events - not being in someone's house with a coulpe of women from post natal group while her husband is at work

Just in case that wasn't clear lol

Forgive me, but the steaming isn't em....well, done nude, is it? Surely the participants will be enveloped in some kind of cotton dirndl skirt with tinkly bells and fringes, that they can use as a curtain as they squat over the pot?

A no-curtain squat is NOT something I want to have to see, irrespective of sex.

The clickbait article I read while I was supposed to be working has pics of what I suppose were like commodes, and there were coverings.

I don't think tehre is nude squatting - although at a yoni fest maybe? The commodes and coverings may be for a different market.

I might give it a try with a saucepan later!

I foresee a lot of third degree accidental bollock burnings...

Nah

I suspect those who can't join in due to their sadly mis-shapen, semen producing labia,

Will be allowed to observe instead .

I suspect they will also be good at dispensing lots of advice to the women running the sessions and the participants even if they know literally nothing about it

There's nude wind baths according to the Mail article. Boggle.

NothingOnTellyAgain, tbh, I have no dog in the fight about whether steaming your clam is legitimate or not really. My comments were based purely on the fact that my personal reaction to making my own nethers more sweaty, however nicely fragranced, was entirely negative. If you feel ok about it, I'm not going to go all Dr Hilary Jones sneery about it Though, by all the woo gods, please don't stick a crystal egg up there.

Though, on a more serious note, I've only just picked up on the poorer-women-as-servants thing, which has made me much more angry than be-bollocked 'women' being hypothetically welcome.

Nude wind baths? I can see the appeal of that, actually. And nude free swimming too, in the right setting. I expect it's rather free-ing to throw off the shackles of a swimming cossie and jump in. Not here though. That's the North Sea out there! Somewhere warm with turquoise sea and white sands......that would be nice. A field in Somerset may not quite live up to my hopes and dreams though, but if people want to do it, be my guest but watch out for pitched tents!

This is without doubt the most exquisitely worded, precise and comprehensive definition of 'man' that I have ever had the pleasure to cackle incontinently over.
Of course anyone can say "I fully identify as a women" even while dressed as a blokey 90s oasis fan and shouting "look at the tits on that" straight afterwards, necking a beer, throwing the can at someone and then going and pissing at a tree in full sight of everyone.
Thanks Nothing. I will of course reference you in my next research paper on 'The role of the fully identified woman in contemporary transcendental yoni woo'.

Nude wind baths in my back yard right now would be very bracing indeed, and my nips would be useful doing double duty for hanging some washing off to dry. I still fancy it a hell of a lot more than steamed vag.

It seems like a very wool type event that it doesn’t bother me because aside from sex dysphoria, trans ideology is mostly woo anyway.

" I mean, what would we call it if a bunch of men went off into the green wilderness to contemplate their penises for a few days?

‘We’d call it a golf weekend,’ says Coral from Wiltshire, who is sitting on a milking stool in the Sacred Garden."

Courtesy of the DM

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3346210-Womanfest-UK-FFS

I foresee a lot of third degree accidental bollock burnings...

Pissing myself

*Woo not wool.

I don’t think the event is filled with sheep.

Are the male women able to steam their female, pink penises over steaming herbs?

I don't think the event is filled with sheep

Oh, I dunno...

floralbunting

You have a point! Maybe I got it right the first time.

I'm happily well into woo stuff like this... this event would've been well up my street. Unfortunately, I like my woo without a side order of hairy bollocks, so I gave it a miss. With signs of the tide turning, I'll keep it in mind for next year. Jeez did they tie themselves in knots to say who was permitted in 😂

Are the male women able to steam their female, pink penises over steaming herbs?

I'll get my coat.

Aww CesiraAndEnrico steamed phallus is fine but also please bring back the strawberry penis... maybe with cream for Wimbledon?!

So anyone other than a man who acknowledges that he's a man, or a woman who's insufficiently feminine.

Granted that that kind of knit your own lentils atmosphere tends to set my teeth on edge in general, but still, this sounds like a policy that's almost actively designed to encourage drama and confrontation as people argue about whether specific individuals should or should not be allowed in based on their "energy". Maybe they can photograph their auras and decide that way.

Oh right so if I turn up in my menswear and my short hair I'll be turned away because I like pockets in my clothes and hair that doesn't flap in my face?
What a stinking load of bullshitty misogynistic nonesense.

Woman is not a costume or a feeling

This may be my most favouritist thread ever.

This is why I don’t live in Somerset. Frankly.