I subscribe to the irregular verb theory of life: I am a trained investigator, you have a healthy curiosity, she/he is a nosy parker. Val McDermid, Mermaids Singing (iirc)
I keep being reminded of this when posters in the FWR hate group refer to various discussions or interviews.
I am a brave and inspirational thought leader who is re-writing science. You are on the wrong side of history and unable to appreciate my insights. He/she is a bigot and member of a hate group.
The above is clunky. Pithier versions?