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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Trans species, trans race, trans age, trans ability when will these marginalised people start wanting what transgender people have?

43 replies

GloriaLooseWoman · 18/07/2018 13:52

Where will it all lead?

Will a thirty year old be able to self-ID as a seventy year old and claim a pension?

Will people start asking the NHS to fund vet visits?

Will the NHS and DWP have to fund trans ability care and equipment?

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DieAntword · 18/07/2018 13:56

You talk about trans ability for those who want to be disabled. Personally though I think I am a trans-surgeon and would like to be given my licence to perform surgery. I shouldn't have to train for it or anything, I am already a trans-surgeon.

Ereshkigal · 18/07/2018 13:59

Yes. You were born a trans surgeon. Cis surgeons don't have that experience therefore you are a better surgeon than they are.

GloriaLooseWoman · 18/07/2018 13:59

Are you a member of Action for trans health?

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Netflixandchilli · 18/07/2018 14:00

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womanformallyknownaswoman · 18/07/2018 14:01

I've just said elsewhere I'd like to ID as my 25 year old self mainly to get the income I used to earn back then up to having a child!!

Takinrujomu · 18/07/2018 14:02

You talk about trans ability for those who want to be disabled. Personally though I think I am a trans-surgeon and would like to be given my licence to perform surgery. I shouldn't have to train for it or anything, I am already a trans-surgeon.

😂😂😂😂😂

womanformallyknownaswoman · 18/07/2018 14:02

I identify as a entitled hedge fund owner - I demand you give me money to confirm that

womanformallyknownaswoman · 18/07/2018 14:04

Yes. You were born a trans surgeon. Cis surgeons don't have that experience therefore you are a better surgeon than they are.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

GloriaLooseWoman · 18/07/2018 14:05

I identify as a entitled hedge fund owner - I demand you give me money to confirm that

What do you identify as, trans Hedge, trans £ ?

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InfiniteSheldon · 18/07/2018 14:09

I'm a trans waxer let me give you a hot wax Brazilian it will be fine I've had no training I have no qualifications and it's transphobic to even ask now drop your pants. No it's not that you don't want a Brazilian it's because I am trans you have to have one.

WomanInBoots · 18/07/2018 14:15

I thought I might be a trans-fish today. You'd have to drain all the lakes and seas so I could breathe with my fish lungs. Of course they are fish lungs, I'm a fish therefore my lungs are fish lungs. What do you mean the other fish with their gills need the water? Don't talk about gills it is transfishphobic!

Dottierichardson · 18/07/2018 14:17

Actually debates around racial fluidity already happening, it's called transracial:

edition.cnn.com/2018/03/02/us/racial-fluidity/index.html

twitter.com/racefluid?lang=en

www.unilad.co.uk/featured/transracial-could-be-the-next-big-thing-in-2018/

HotRocker · 18/07/2018 14:27

I’m a trans driving instructor. It doesn’t matter that I can’t drive, or that I can’t see my hand in front of my own face. I am a brilliant driver, much faster, safer and better than any other driver. Next week I’m going to be trans Lewis Hamilton and drive in a grand prix.

UglyCathKidstonBag · 18/07/2018 14:28

I shouldn't have to train for it or anything, I am already a trans-surgeon.

GrinGrin
My poor cis-surgeon DH.

Elemental · 18/07/2018 14:32

I’m transtemporal - I identify as living in 1870.

UglyCathKidstonBag · 18/07/2018 14:34

I just do not get why “gender” is acceptable in these terms when Ms Dozeal gets a truly awful time for being what I can only assume is transracial? What about Steponknee (sp?) who thinks they are 6?

Many people I see at work identify as/think they are all kinds of things. We have a patient who presents to us regularly who is insistent they have a medical condition that they very much do not have. We treat them for the condition they do have but when do we start to agree to spare their feelings and give them a positive status despite their results being very much the opposite?

CigarsofthePharoahs · 18/07/2018 14:35

Does that mean I can be a trans airline pilot? Lovely. I'd fly for TransAir. The whole company is made of self identifyers. That means we're safer than everyone else, and quicker even though the planes are actually cosy coupe's that identify as jumbo jets.
Then I think I'll identify as an astronaut. Never mind that I have health issues and suffer terribly with motion sickness. I've identified that I don't, not really. It's just like NOT having motion sickness except for two symptoms. Not important.

MaterialReality · 18/07/2018 14:42

I hated being a child. From the age of about 12 I didn't feel like one at all. I didn't do any of the things that children and teenagers are supposed to like and do and I hated the patronising way people would speak to me, and being controlled and treated as an inferior at school. I was also very responsible and did the bulk of the housework and took care of younger siblings from a young age because of our family set up.

I'm now very happy at the age where staying in with a cup of tea and a good book, visiting museums for fun and listening to classical music are all fairly normal.

I used to look back think I was a serious, responsible child who was made miserable by never being taken seriously. Who knew I was actually trans-age! If I'd been able to identify as 40 when I had been coercively assigned age 12, you bet I would have done it. Grin

BeyondRadicalisationPortal · 18/07/2018 14:43

I'm trans-dead.
I'm actually a ghost and anyone who can see me is oppressing me.

HotRocker · 18/07/2018 14:45

It doesn’t matter that I don’t have functioning eyes. What, I might cause an accident? No, you’re being silly. That would never happen. Now you’re just being trans Lewis Hamilton phobic. I’m the most oppressed racing driver in the world, in fact The life expectancy of a trans Lewis Hamilton is only 35, so I’ve already been dead for ages, so you’ve literally killed me.

VoleClock · 18/07/2018 15:10

Give me your kids, I'm transparent...

shitsgettingreal · 18/07/2018 15:15

I identify as someone who wants all your money. You're oppressing me by not handing it over. I'm Angry

LinoleumBlownapart · 18/07/2018 15:28

Transchildren, they still feel like children, they've never grown up. Only 5% of the population are pedophiles so don't oppress them from using children's only spaces. They feel all hurt and upset when people think assume they're pedophiles just because they identify as children. Their gentiles are not fully formed, they might LOOK like they've been through puberty but they don't feel like they have, so they can't be prosecuted as adults, if they commit crime they must be sent to a juvenile detention centre not an adult prison as that would be akin to child abuse......and on it goes.....

womanformallyknownaswoman · 18/07/2018 15:29

What do you identify as, trans Hedge, trans £ ?

I identify as anyone as long as I get real cash - none of that crytocrap though - it's the end I'm after so the means doesn't matter - I identify as trans-rational.

womanformallyknownaswoman · 18/07/2018 15:30

Who knew I was actually trans-age! If I'd been able to identify as 40 when I had been coercively assigned age 12, you bet I would have done it.

We sound very alike now - and yes maybe I was coercively assigned my life!!