What is wrong with this picture?

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From a facebook page called Queer: Jodiendo al género binario which I believe translates as Queer: F'ing the Gender Binary.

Good meme posted in the comments though. Useful for here!

Well that's er.... interesting 😂

Two spinal columns and a cloaca...

And a partridge in a pear tree... 🎼

Dear queer theorists - ass babies aren't real. I know the fanfic you read about Harry having an affair with Draco you read when you were 12 told you they were, but it lied.

Also it's generally not considered ideal for a person to have more than one spine, and what I assume are the testicles in that illustration look like a corded mouse I had made by Logitech in the 2000s.

AAK would I be right in guessing we share some of the same tastes in apallingly bad yet strangely fascinating reading material?

Something strange is going on here but I can't quite figure it out. The people pushing this don't believe* that men will carry babies for the foreseeable future but they're engaged in creating a myth that it's coming soon. It's something to do with invalidating the supremely female act. Something to do with devaluing what women's bodies are capable of to it just being a matter of rummaging around, doing some plumbing, and Bob's your uncle.

• that's not to say there aren't some very gullible people out there who will soak this up like sponges

It isn't two spines though. It's the spinal cord.

Isn't there more to growing a baby then just having the womb. Otherwise we could grow babies in labs or other species.

How would a man's body know to create the placenta and feed the baby. A woman's body will strip the calcium from her teeth if the baby needs it, will a man's body know to do that? What about all the hormones? What about the softening of the muscles and movement of the hip bones to allow room for the baby. What about the increase in blood to provide to the baby.

Maybe I'm being dumb but I'm sure the whole thing isn't done just by the womb and fertilised egg, is it?

Ah yes but you see Disco, anything women can do, men can do better

Obviously you're totally right. Not all women's bodies can maintain the right hormonal levels to sustain a pregnancy, so how a womb transplanted into a man's body where there's no room is going to get enough blood AND form a placenta AND keep a baby alive is a total mystery. Magic, or unicorns, or something.

A woman's body will strip the calcium from her teeth if the baby needs it

Pregnant women know their teeth are vulnerable during pregnancy.

Seeing it described like that is quite amazing.

It's difficult to articulate this exactly as I mean it, but I'm not surprised that some men have a raging envy over what women's bodies are capable of.

All those complicated, interdependent mechanisms that go towards perpetrating the species. It's nothing short of miraculous.

Having to haul your pregnant ass to the dentist because your fillings are falling out, or you're getting raging toothache loses something of its mundanity when you realise it's because

A woman's body will strip the calcium from her teeth if the baby needs it

Well, this proves that men can be pregnant, doesn't it?

I mean, an illustration is only one step away from reality so I fully expect TRAs to demand that drawing be included in textbooks and health education.

Ah ok pickle, I too thought it looked like two spinal cords, I was wrong!

SomeDyke, you made me really laugh out loud:
Full term out yer bum ain't good engineering chaps, and even if it did wonderfully stimulate your prostate

The chappies, and fantasists, have a long way to go before reality. The uterus is a muscular organ, hooked up with blood supply and nervous system. You can't just whack a uterus-like object in there and expect it to 'grow babies'. Uterus transplant has been done successfully with related females I believe, but not further than that.

Dudes need to get their collective heads around that females are actually the default of the species, males are the variation. That is in part why female transgenders can more readily (and quickly) appear male with testosterone, but male transgenders (particularly late transitioners) need a hell of a lot more (ie surgery)

Everything about us is something to be envied. That is why we must be subjugated.

Also, as I said here somewhere yesterday: penis is a low value item. Market glut. Over supply. Not much in the way of individual USP. The majority surplus to requirement.

The calcium thing isn't true. But... OMFG. This is horrendous.

The calcium thing isn't true.

Awwwww.

Women are told their teeth are vulnerable during pregnancy though.

What's that all about?

Ass babies! 😂

Good luck chaps with the ruptured rectum.

Am I the only one wondering how it got in there?

Oh the piles that's going to cause. And rip on the way out.

Upstart there's plenty of fanfic that will explain the process. In detail. Graphic detail. Really, really graphic detail.

Am I the only one wondering how it got in there?
OMG! I did not think of that!
Ass impregnation perhaps?

All we know, it's got a 'sorta-cervix' going on, so maybe, front up for CRUK's screening?

Sorry, Fermats, but no! In my case it's more being a fan of sites that sporked terrible fanfic back in the day.

Good luck chaps with the ruptured rectum.

Don't be daft. The poor baby would never make it out of the bloke's undersized pelvis.

OMD I feel ill

Don't be daft. The poor baby would never make it out of the bloke's undersized pelvis

Come on Errol. They could always do a symphysiotomy like they used to cripple women with in Ireland.......