Shon Faye hassling mumsnet

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Gruffalo

I'm sorry that some may have found mention of fanny weirder triggering, I resolve to check my privilege in future

Sincerely hoping that felting and weaving aren't transphobic......

As long as we are clear, terry. It's easy to let exclusionary language slip in. Only the other day I had to correct my elderly mother for talking about "womens' troubles."

Not sure how to link to it on this device but there's a newish comment from MNHQ on Site Stuff setting out their approach, which I didn't find terribly encouraging.

MNHQ response to the concept of brigading.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/site_stuff/a3238536-Mumsnet-encouraging-brigading-by-Twitter-TRAs?msgid=77570232#77570232

I use this when my weird, greying fanny plays up. Feast your eyes, Shon! You'll never know!

I read that as multi-gym active gel. For when your tired fanny gets in the way of a workout.

My very elderly neighbour reached peak trans after reading about Matthew Wright. She asked me to explain. I tried.

"He's got a todger?" He can't be a woman if he's got a todger."

a todger

Just jealous he will never be a mum ;)

Ahhhhh multi gym is amazing!

If anyone fancies crocheting this, a reminder of the days of the matriarchy...

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/trishagurumi.com/the-willendorf-venus/amp/

My uterus is full of Braxton Hicks.

So, just to sum up, referring to someone who used to refer to himself as a man, as «he» is unacceptable and makes one a terrible person, but wishing death on an unborn baby is totes fine and dandy?

The Willendorf Venus looks knitted.

Knitting really is transphobic!

Quick! Bring me your finest Sirdar!

It's crochet ffs. You just mis-fibre manipulationed her.

Worth considering in light of this:
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3238618-Trans-Media-Watch-has-written-to-parliament-saying-trans-identified-male-can-be-considered-as-hate-speech-and-that-Mumsnet-users-referring-to-penises-are-being-transphobic

Quite right Gruffalo, I hope you pointed out to your elderly mother that she needs to educate herself and that micro aggressions such as the use of women's troubles will not be tolerated...

My tired fanny ALWAYS gets in the way of a workout. That's my excuse, anyway. Too true about the fanny weird after womenopause. My fanny and I have got along splendidly for 50 years and how she's like a stranger to me. Maybe I'll identify as a bloke for a bit and the neglect will shock her back into line...

Shon is always guaranteed to give us a good laugh.

Is shon not a high flying career professional? How on earth does shon find the time to trawl mumsnet? Or has shon become one of the professionally offended?

Can I just say AssignedPuuurfectAtBirth that I think your instruction to copy and paste

Cnt + C
Cnt + V

Is much superior to the more usual, ctrl + C, ctrl +V and I shall recite cunt vee, cunt cee whenever I copy and paste from now on which is a fucking lot

Would someone like to knit me a vagina for the cat to sleep in? I imagine it'll have to be several times life-size but should make an attractive and practical addition to the home.

Someone crocheted me!

Yes Mrs it's horrible isn't it?

*FlyingBird
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Snort!!!!

What that link tells us is that MNHQ need professional advice and an actual strategy for handling this rather than the current ad-hoc approach.

It'scrochetffs. You just mis-fibre manipulationed her.

Oh no! I've misfibre manipulation identified the Willendorf Venus!

She's crocheted! Not knitted!

I shall bow out of this conversation. I am not worthy. Need to go to bed soon