" Just want to clear one teeny thing up tho' ... EH was a press intern. Not a mod."
What do you mean she wasn't a mod? She had moderator rights, it's shown in the screenshot.
If you're saying that she wasn't employed as a moderator but merely as a 'press intern' and that this is somehow less serious as a result, well then you need to explain why your 'mere intern' had user access rights. (I can guess why, that your site lacks/lacked basic user roles such as 'content publisher' or 'forum moderator' or whatever, and just gave everyone everything, but I'm not sure why you think this clarification in some way makes this shit smell any sweeter.)