I’d just like to say that I hate all birds,
Particularly the ones that choose to go peep bloody peeps to remind me that it is 2 in the morning when I know it’s 2am in the bloody morning!
When I was young they didn’t open their shitty little beaks until at least 4am!
I appreciate that they can’t help it(something to do with eyelid thickness and the light , god help us)
But I just feel like I’m being mocked
Every tweet says “should have gone to bed sooner”
“Someone’s gonna feel like shit tomorrow “
Gits .......