Funny tweet

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Terfragette69 · 22/03/2018 10:30

twitter.com/doormatt134/status/976571669111296000?s=20

Nearly peed self laughing at the replies
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LastGirlOnTheLeft · 22/03/2018 11:01

The comments were hilarious!!🤣 I particularly liked the one about the friends wearing earplugs and a blindfold to keep up the pretense!!🤣

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Terfragette69 · 22/03/2018 11:46

My personal fave.....

"Be there to support and comfort your girlfriend when a trans woman is murdered (at a rate of almost once every other week)." Set up a text alert so you don't miss any. Make up statistics for her too. Remember to tear at your hair and scratch your face and neck too. Drama=love." 😂

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ElenOfTheWays · 22/03/2018 12:28

Oh dear. Because there's nothing more enticing than a list of "how to date me" rules. I bet the offers are just flooding in.

Kyanite · 22/03/2018 12:59

OMG that's hysterical!

I like these best:

"Make sure your cis queer spaces are trans-women-friendly before bringing us there." Us, us, centre US! in everything you do. We say, you obey! Simples.

"Ask the trans woman you’re dating what words and activities she’s comfortable with before you have sex." The correct pronouns MUST be used while fellating.

I feel very low maintenance...

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