‘Lady crisps’

[Flumpernickel]

What fresh hell is this???

Apologies for the fail link but I am too stingy to pay for online content


www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5352455/Doritos-launch-lady-friendly-crisps-quieter-crunch.html

[LadyMcLadyCrisps]

Haha! “Hostility?”

Hahahahahaha!

[LadyMcLadyCrisps]

Do shuddup now womenz... its only market research! Thanks Jamie I am glad you have put us back in our place!

[UpstartCrow]

Are they going to make quiet celery and apples? I manage to eat quite a lot of those.

[Teabagtits]

If you eat glittery crisps do you shit glittery shits?

I like a PP have misophonia. The sound of others eating sends me into an uncontrollable rage with fight or flight style anxiety. Can we not just sell bags of runny mashed potatoes with a straw to stop the munching & crunching noises?

[HoneyDragon]

Oh Jamie; I’ve taken part in focus groups. When they say 85% of women say they’d like quieter Doritos what they mean is they had a focus group of 8 women and a variety of snacks and beers and one woman several beers in said “ do you know what? wouldn’t it be BRILLIANT if crisps were quieter?” And everyone agreed except for Susan who was on strong antibiotics and Dr Pepper, and Clare with an R who was on the fence because “Wotsits and Skips are already quiet, aren’t they?”.

[PositivelyPERF]

runny mashed potatoes with a straw to stop the munching & crunching noises noooooo! Think of the slurping! 😖

[BonnieF]

It’s just another PR stunt, designed to provoke the professionally offended brigade. It’s like changing the recipe of salad cream or threatening to stop making salt & vinegar crisps or whatever. Yawn.

I really can’t get worked up about it.

[Itscolderoutside]

Actually this is a fantastic idea....just that they'be got the branding and target market wrong. These should be repackaged immediately as 'the office crisp'! How many times have I dreamt of leaping over my desk partition and strangling the muncher on the other side....these could save the sanity of millions!

[Itscolderoutside]

they've

[OnTheList]

For gods sake how bloody ridiculous.

[OnTheList]

Also surely quiet doritos will be soft. Soggy doritos sound gross. Stand against soggy doritos. Will be like when you buy a packet in the shop thats open a tiny tiny bit, and you do not realise until you try to crunch your way into one and its like eating a fucking sponge.

[Jamiek80]

Maybe it would be better if they introduced Doritos for men with extra crunch. They have probably done a load of market research where a number of women have said they don’t like noisy crisps. In reality when it comes to snacking there is not much innovation left so if 2 people said they’d like chocolate laced with cyonide I’m sure someone would try and launch it.

[dangerrabbit]

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/women-can-now-eat-crisps-20180206143831