‘Lady crisps’

[Flumpernickel]

What fresh hell is this???

Apologies for the fail link but I am too stingy to pay for online content


www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5352455/Doritos-launch-lady-friendly-crisps-quieter-crunch.html

[CertainHalfDesertedStreets]

This thread made me eat crisps

Lidl salt and vinegar Snaktastic since you ask.

[NorbertTheDragon]

I had crisps for lunch. And a Yorkie. Because I'm all man now. With a mangina and moobs.

[mamahanji]

At last!!

I've always had to have my partner (he has a penis) help me eat Doritos. I've never fully mastered how to eat them like a man.

Thanks fuck we will finally have a fanny friendly type!

[MollyHopps]

I just want to point out that the big globs of cheesy flavour at the bottom of the bag are the best bits.

I scoop it all up with my fingers and - gasps - lick the delicious goodness off until my fingers are completely clean.

faints

[BeyondWitchbitchterf]

Surely a crisp that isn’t...umm... crisp cannot he called a crisp?

[BeyondWitchbitchterf]

Blue are my favourite Doritos, so I’m obv already a man

[MrsJayy]

Soo saying that does that mean skips,wotsits quavers are not crisps?

[Trills]

Is a Wheat Crunchie a crisp?

[NotALabourMemberImAfraidLads]

I thought that was going to be a euphemism like 'lady garden', although I'm not sure what 'lady crisps' would be a euphemism for.

[ChardonnaysPrettySister]

Maybe that's why Rose was invented, to give us laydees something to drink.

[SingaSong12]

So much free advertising. I'm just waiting for the climb down with further associated free publicity.

[Slitherout]

So now if I stand on the street shovelling a huge share bag of crisps in my gob and crunching as loud as possible as usual will people think it's a protest against lady crisps instead of thinking I'm just greedy? [hopeful]

[FairfaxAikman]

I bought a grab bag of Walkers at the petrol station as a protest snack.

[UpstartCrow]

Dont forget the Cosmo Car!

www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/sep/19/purple-car-eyeliner-women-mii-seat-cosmopolitan

[Parsleyisntfood]

Handbag size?! I can testify that my handbag can hold a sharing pack of onion rings and a multi packet of kitkats.

[LadyMcLadyCrisps]

I want pink glittery crisps godammit! And to mark the special occasion, how about one of those 1950’s style ‘buy darling little wifey a vacumn cleaner’ type adverts to really get the message across.

[LadyMcLadyCrisps]

Parsley, thats nothing. I can fit an entire family sized tupperware full of contraband man snacks in mine on our cinema trips.

Luckily, Doritos will no longer be required...

[HoneyDragon]

They will cost 9.1% more to buy. Plus have VAT on them on account although man crisps are a necessity lady crisps are not.

[PositivelyPERF]

slitherout you’ll probably get chucked into the back of a van and rushed of for emergency gender reassignment.

[boatyardblues]

I just checked the calendar to make sure it wasn't April 1st.

Same here. 🙄

[Ereshkigal]

If I have to drink Rose I'm definitely having gender reassignment.

[Jamiek80]

Why so much hostility I would guess these have come from market research where hundreds of women were asked why they didn’t eat crisps. Maybe you can blame the men who interpreted the results as women who want ladie crisps, but somewhere along the line women said they were would eat more crisps if they were quieter.

[boatyardblues]

Someone mentioned glittery crisps upthread. I’m sure some of the vile M&S Xmas prosecco crisps I’ve tried had sparkly bits (gold). Wrong on every level. 🤮