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‘Lady crisps’

115 replies

Flumpernickel · 05/02/2018 10:17

What fresh hell is this???

Apologies for the fail link but I am too stingy to pay for online content Blush

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5352455/Doritos-launch-lady-friendly-crisps-quieter-crunch.html

OP posts:
DontWannaThanks · 05/02/2018 11:09

Fuck off.

"women's don't like to crunch loud" the crunch is the best bit of eating crisps! That and licking the flavour off your fingers.

Melamin · 05/02/2018 11:14

I eat big packets of big crisps in interesting flavours in front of the computer where no one can hear me Grin. I eat them 2 or 3 at a time to maximise the crunchiness.Shock Sometimes I eat the entire packet by myself Blush

I lurve spring onion and mature cheese and onion. Can't stand salt and vinegar with added MSG Envy

Can't see little pink crunchless crisps going anywhere fast Confused

Ekphrasis · 05/02/2018 11:23

Is this honesty real?

What is it?- ODFOTTFBOFO

Original poster
Flumpernickel · 05/02/2018 11:34

No idea how real this actually is but, after yorkie for the menz and Bic lady pens, I am hedging my bets on it being true!

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NovemberWitch · 05/02/2018 11:34

Looks like it might be the first in a line of marketing to the trans market. PositivelyPERF has it right.

TheHolidayArmadillo · 05/02/2018 11:36

Yet more evidence that I’m clearly not a lady 🤔

(What’s a TIM??)

Waddlelikeapenguin · 05/02/2018 11:39

I dont have a handbag does this mean i cant eat crisps Shock

I missed bic lady pens - thank you for the joy the reviews have given me Grin

WhiskeySourpuss · 05/02/2018 11:45

Apparently the packet will be able to fit in a handbag 

I can quite easily get a multi pack of 6 salt & vinegar in my handbag so I shall still be able to eat man crisps unless I'm expected to get a smaller more ladylike handbag as opposed to the suitcase I usually lug around

UpstartCrow · 05/02/2018 11:48
  • Fits in handbag
  • Quiet
  • Soft
  • inoffensive

= tissues.

OutyMcOutface · 05/02/2018 11:49

I actually only eat crisps for the crunching...

PositivelyPERF · 05/02/2018 11:49

TheHolidayArmadillo

TIM = trans identifying male. Right thinking women refuse to use let them use the word women, as they are in no way women. Using this term actually makes people pause and recognise the reality that these are MEN.

ItWentInMyEye · 05/02/2018 11:57

Fit in a handbag? My current bag is more like a holdall so I can carry one of those massive sharing (as if) bags! I hope I don't sprout a penis from all the man crisps I've devoured over the years Shock

Trills · 05/02/2018 11:59

I'd actively go out and buy some crisps if they had an advert with a big ridgy crisp covered in tasty powder with a woman opening her mouth wide, taking a big crunchy bite, and a the tag line "make some noise".

TheHolidayArmadillo · 05/02/2018 11:59

Thanks PERF I don’t twitter so sometimes take a while to catch up on the new acronyms.

AngryAttackKittens · 05/02/2018 12:01

On the rare occasions that I carry a handbag I could fit a jumbo sized packet of Doritos in there. The most iconic handbag that I can think of (Hermes Birkin) is so massive you could fit a three course meal in there. Do they think we're all carrying around bags the size of our phones?

Trills · 05/02/2018 12:01

I'd advise you to choose your acronyms (and the people you take them from) with care. That one in particular identifies you as having a particular mindset. Make sure you agree with it before using it.

MrsJayy · 05/02/2018 12:01

I remember McCoys were advertised as man crisps I don't know how I managed to trough on the manly steak flavour 😂

Trills · 05/02/2018 12:03

McCoys were actually the kind of crisp I was thinking of - imagine if they did an advert with a woman loudly crunching and clearly enjoying the crisps.

(I'm imagining Ruby Rose as the star, if possible).

PositivelyPERF · 05/02/2018 12:06

Trills Really? I think if men in dresses can call REAL women cis and TERF, I’ll continue to feel quite happy with my use of Trans Identifying Male. They are men, no matter what their little fantasies/lies say.

AngryAttackKittens · 05/02/2018 12:07

I guess now I know why I'm spectacularly failing to Proper Submissive Lady right as an adult, though. It's all the Yorkies I ate as a child.

(The chocolate, not the dog. Please do not consume tiny cute dogs regardless of your machismo/delicate laydee persona.)

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 05/02/2018 12:07

How are they in a sandwich

Most important...

Trills · 05/02/2018 12:09

You can use whatever acronym you like PERF, I was just reminding people to be careful with just accepting one person's explanation of an acronym when it concerns a controversial topic.

Yorkies are not especially nice chocolate, are they? Who makes them?

Ereshkigal · 05/02/2018 12:09

I'd advise you to choose your acronyms (and the people you take them from) with care. That one in particular identifies you as having a particular mindset. Make sure you agree with it before using it.

Oh yes how terrible, Big Brother Hmm

MrsJayy · 05/02/2018 12:10

Dorritos in a sandwich pure madness

Ereshkigal · 05/02/2018 12:11

I was just reminding people to be careful with just accepting one person's explanation of an acronym when it concerns a controversial topic.

What other "explanation" is there? Males who identify as trans.

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