weirdest places you’ve encountered inappropriate behaviour and how you’ve reacted

[Booagain]

First post but I’m livid. Was in a book shop this morning in the cookery section (irrelevant) and a guy just sidled up to me and grabbed my butt! I whipped round and glared at him but I’ll be honest, I was so shocked I didn’t say anything and he just walked away! Now I’m going over all the things I should have said and feel idioctic.
Where and what have your come backs been because I feel I need to arm myself with something to say!!!

I think you win Certain 😱
I've had the usual ass grabs, some tit and crotch ones for good measure.
The one that sticks out in my mind, was when I had 'an important job', and was in my mid twenties.
I was called to a meeting with a very senior person to discuss projects and funding for the local area.
I spent the whole week preparing as you can imagine.
When I got there, after the usual small talk, he got out a sort of portfolio of his hobbies and went though it. He'd also stuck up a load of posters of him riding motorbikes, all over his office wall for my visit.
Then followed an hour long diatribe on how his well paid job allowed him to partake in these hobbies and how he was like James Bond. While making innuendos on how he loved mentoring up and coming girls like me.
At one point I was looking around for the cameras as I thought it was one big pisstake.

In my grandparents house. I was 3 or 4, maybe. did not do anything.

On a train once. I moved away.

at a tourist attraction as a shy teenager. I just seemed to be unable to speak or move.

at school in a classroom after school. It was dark. I fought them. kicked. I had bruises in between my legs. :( I was 11, I think.

Some dozy bastard once stuck his hand up my skirt when I was carrying 2 dinner plates in one hand and one plate in the other at a function I was working at in a restaurant.
Hot dinner plates, shocked waitress. Wtf he thought would happen I don’t know but he was outraged when I dropped 2 hot roast dinners in his lap 😬
I was too pleased about saying ‘yes, I’m the manager’ (I was running that particular function that day) and getting him removed to really process what happened - however after my shift ended I started shaking quite badly and downed a couple of shots of something.
That job was a learning experience really.