I'm asking Santa for a bottle of gender woo essence - what about you?

[thecompletenonsequitur]

(Lighthearted)

(With perhaps a slight whiff of essence of cynicism).

Nah, there's so much of it for free, just go and dowse at a school playing field, then fill your bottles! It could be the next Peckham Spring.

You can ask Santa for something that's currently difficult to obtain. Like impeachment for a world leader or sense from John Humphrys.