Tired of hearing all the non apologies from celeb sexual predators? This is brilliant!

[Alwaysinmyheart]

This is v funny and shows up the ridiculousness of the justifications the men have used to try and explain away their inexcusable behaviour, it gets funnier the more you use it!

www.the-pool.com/news-views/latest-news/2017/47/The-Celebrity-Perv-Apology-Generator-for-men-accused-of-sexual-misconduct

Clicky link!

www.the-pool.com/news-views/latest-news/2017/47/The-Celebrity-Perv-Apology-Generator-for-men-accused-of-sexual-misconduct

''While I do not recall the events at the 2009 Golden Globes Party transpiring the same way, I am deeply ashamed (but not “sorry” because that means I’m guilty of something).
At the time I believed that my sociopathic manipulation of the 22-year-old in my office was consensual, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I will do my best to learn from this situation, without reading anything or listening to anyone’s perspective other than my own.''

'As a person who was born in an era before women were “people,” harassment is completely unacceptable — especially when people find out about it. I was intoxicated at the time, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I will do my best to learn from this situation, without reading anything or listening to anyone’s perspective other than my own.'