Feminists, know your place!

[NauticalDisaster]

Appropos of nothing...

Don't get uppity, don't express your opinion, big brother's agents are watching and are ready to report you if you get out of line.

Don't be angry outside the designated area

Remember you are only able to be a feminist because the men allow it.

Play the ball, not the otherkin

And big brother has ridiculous ideas of what is "out of the line".

Ladies, I'm sure you have housework to be getting on with or perhaps your husband would like a soothing foot rub. Do stop larking about on the internet. Remember, the internet is a dangerous place for the lady brain, it gives us notions.

Women, know your place!

Please don't express your reality, it doesn't matter. You might make someone else feel bad and we'll have none of that. Tsk tsk tsk

I'll get you banned you cunt

And revisit definitions of words you were pretty comfortable with. Lest they hurt anyone's feelz.

Ladies, if you can't say anything nice, perhaps you should remain silent, hmmmm? Wouldn't want to hurt anyone's feelings would we?

Remember: Feminism is only acceptable when it completely revolves around the needs and wants of the penis!

If you use hate speech such as 'they', you're a cuntychop. Got that, bitch?

If you can't say anything newspeak don't say anything at all.

Fuck off you TERF cuntscum.

Oh sorry, I've just plagiarised that from Ada.

"Cuntscum" - eh who cares
"He, they" - hatespeech

Calm down dears [MNHQ speak]

Play the ball, not the otherkin

that made me snort out loud!

But I must be off, hard day's cuntscumming to get through so I need to have my bath of male tears, tuck my husbands balls in my handbag and get going.