A well meaning friend sent this to dd- I have to share it or murder someone! And why should I suffer alone?

[Hakluyt]

She's 19, and dealing with a collapsing relationship. An honorary uncle sent her this as a consoling message. Fortunately it fuelled her feminism, and she won't see him for a while, so his testicles will remain intact! But the thought of people thinking this sort of thing, offensive on so many levels is OK just make me despairing. So I want you all to despair as well.

Ovaries of steel.....

Btw - fascinating fact - I can see the apple tree in Hakluyt's opening post in Chrome on Windows but not on Mac. Some apple/Apple connection?! Arf.

I was wondering about that. It's visible on an Android phone's stock browser.

Jeanne... I think I might be a touch in love with you right now.

Thank you both.

I have always been in love with Jeanne

Well I thought so

Me too.

I can't tell if I'm meant to be blushing profoundly or feeling impressed at my evil radfem success in inspiring political lesbianism.

I don't know why, but with your current name, that is really quite disturbing.

Much more of this and I'll be wishing the MRAs were back!

Of course everyone's in love with Jeanne!

Are you licking Jeanne's face because she tastes all appley? mmmm

also good to know that I'm not the only face licker here

Ahem

Can I mention that I love buffy too?

And puffins. Or would that be derailing?

I love you all too.

We all love Buffy as well. And Chopper. And Heckler. It's a big old hatchet faced harridan love in.

Rather fond of Hak, even though we don't always agree. Sorry for derailing your thread

I mostly lurk and love.

Whilst nodding in a manner which I pretend is sage.

Sage and apples are both awesome with pork.

I'd had a couple of drinks last night . I'll spare the rest of you a licking, but please know I love you just the same