So I was walking through a park today and some young men were playing football on a pitch, surrounded by a high wire fence. One of them kicked the ball and it landed on the path in front of me so I picked it up for them getting ready to kick it back to them when a man jogged passed me. So the young man from the team started shouting to the jogger (about 70 yo)
'Scuse me 'Scuse me' He didn't hear as he was wearing headphones. So I'm like ....
'What? a woman can't kick a ball!!' the young man then said 'OK Go on then, kind of sneeringly........so I got in to position, dropped kicked the ball which connected beautifully with my boot and sailed easily over the fence and back onto the pitch ;-)
The footballers all cheered along with shouts of 'Sign her up!!'
I took a bow, accepted their applause graciously and thought Fuck you lot!!
Really wanted to ask them when was the last time the Menz won a football World Cup??