How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Suelford]

TIRES GET CHANGED TOO, YOU KNOW!

How do you kill a circus?

Go for the juggler.

My colleagues sympathised as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.

?Why didn?t you wait till your husband got home?? someone asked.

?I could have,? my mother told the group,? but the couch is easier to move if he?s not on it.?

I'd laugh except, as a woman, I obviously have no sense of humour.

How many MRAs does it take to change a light bulb? None - they don't want change and prefer to be in the dark.

How many MRAs does it take to change the record?

More than have crawled out of the woodwork so far, evidently.

No please stop...my ribs...

and to think some assholes say women can't do stand up.

How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well what are feminists doing to campaign against the dark and its disproportionate effect on men?

Now that is truly funny, yoni.

How dare feminists assume that all men want to change lighbulbs - although, if the lightbulb is blatantly growing dim and making it obvious, then what does it expect?

Love it, Yoni.

How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to screw it in, a hundred to send it so many hate-tweets that its terrified to shine.

what about women in countries where they don't even have electricity? Hmm? Well???

MrsTerry

I feel persecuted on behalf of DH. I think this thread was only started to give feminists a chance to disempower men by taking the active role in screwing.

Daffodils?

This is an illuminati reference again, isn't it?

Nah. Masons are all brawny men.

'Illuminati' has a nice feminine sound.

But I digress: please go back to the jokes!

Close to the line there, buffy. You'll be quoted on MRA sites as laughing at the emasculation of men.

How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, don't you realise you are putting people off by referring to them as LIGHT bulbs. I mean, they're not ALL light are they. You are making out that all bulbs are light all the time.

And these ones are not really all that light anyway are they - I mean really, when you compare them to that one in the lighthouse over there? It seems unfair to call them lightbulbs, maybe dimbulbs would mean that you wouldn't actually put people off changing them. Have you thought about that