oooh, we have a new pet!

[TrampyPants]

bless 'im.

Just ignore him until he wanks himslef to death. It won't be long.

its fairly amusing. and fascinating. Who knew the missing link was alive and well?!

The wombat? Kind of cute in a mildly irritating way.

yes. or a field mouse. you can hear the squeaking, but it doesnt make any sense.

So when do boys get to the boobies fascination and peeking at girls' knickers stage?

His persistence is quite something, isn't it? All that time and effort. He could've occupied himself baking a nice cake instead.

it takes real dedication. maybe he should try charity work!

He's a particularly tedious and unfunny one.

yes. am enjoying the foodie talk though [wink

Foodie talk zapped.

As have the others. Only the TAATs remain.

Others are going 'poof' now.

Wombat does know that although we have Freshers Week in the UK, we don't refer to new students as Freshmen? Doubt he'll ever be in a position to find out, poor love. Well, not for many years to come anyway.

I suppose better pissing about on Mumsnet (oooh, how edgy!) than surfing porn. It's the online version of boys goggling as the underwear pages of their nan's Littlewoods catalogue.

So what did you do at the weekend?
We played football and went for pizza
We went to the pictures
My sister had a birthday party
Dad took us to the zoo
I got several unfunny threads deleted from Mumsnet

good stuff. previously banned poster. I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I TELLS YA!

moomins,

'Banned from Mumsnet'. Hardly rock n roll, is it?

it's the online equivalent of getting caught sneaking an extra penny sweet. still, while they are farting around on here they aren't doing any real damage I s'ppose.

I wish we could have a better pet, one that doesn't shit all over the place.

Pets are by nature selfish little sods that need far too much cleaning up after. Poop bag, anyone?

Looks like we've got a Baby Name pet too.