I may have a nasty suspicious mind, but it seems to me that every thread....

[seeker]

......that talks about misogyny gets derailed in exactly the same way. Coincidence?

You can't have a pet penis! That is so demeaning to the almighty phallus, I suppose if you view it like a cat, something to worship , that might be acceptable.

Women's football uses to be a joke. Unwatchable. But, honestly, now, I won't hear a word said against those girls. They are really picking up tactics and it's quite entertaining. Plus they wear short shorts.

I love Sian Massey who runs the line. Just saying.

Phalluses are very demeaned.

Obviously she gets the offside calls right by accident.

And anyway, I like having doors held open for me and being treated like a lady. And dp - oops, sorry, dh, is such an old fashioned gentleman, he lovely looking after me....

I like the idea of poll dancing. Do you think it will bring out the hard to reach voter?

I do think it will bring out the hard voter yes.

Personally, I think my inability to hit balls over a tennis net is all the justification I need for earning 25% less than a man.

Yes I agree sexism is terrible but (insert an example of sexism here) is hardly a gendered issue.you are just looking for things to get offended by! Next it'll be a crime to make your husband a cup of tea.

I just know all my problems are because I'm old and ugly :( Feminism should support women like me, perhaps by arranging face and tit lifts for the aesthetically challenged. Then we wouldn't have to be bitter & twisted.

girls please, all this banter, are you trying to insinuate that women can be funny, you'll be expecting them on prime time viewing next and we'll all go to hell in a handbasket, mark my words.

(Btw my job does not involve hitting balls over a tennis net, but that is completely irrelevant.)

I thought I was funny once. Mansplaining soon learned me, and learned me good.

I wear it for me.
(Id buy that if it was a varied range and maybe made of something tactile like velvet. But it never is, so i don't.)

If I had a pet penis I'd buy it a special sparkly collar for it with little diamanté cupcakes on.

garlicblocks, I sympathise. Soon I will not only be bitter and twisted but infertile as well, which will only add to my bitter and twistedness. It's my hormones, you see. I'm just a slave to them. What do you mean, men have hormones too?

@ line runner

My uterus is moving up to my throat.

If I had a pet penis I would lick it and suck it while sighing orgasmically. I get such extensive pleasure from the mere act of having a cock in my mouth that I don't even need it to be attached to a man.

Well my uterus is completely shrivelled because I read too many books.

What's the big deal about voting, anyway.

I did it once. They gave me a piece of paper to draw on, and then they wouldn't even let me keep it. They made me put it in a box.

Well obviously, Wallison. You're a woman aren't you?

Did you draw a flower sanity?

Yes, and a kitten!

I am, seeker, and therefore forever in thrall to the Almighty Penis.

Also, my own worst enemy. Obv.