Brighten your Vagina

[mignonette]

Dull, dank, autumnal genitalia? Fed up of sweeping dead leaves out of it?
Then try this -

www.lactacyd.ph/our-products/whitening

Currently being peddled to women in countries such as the Philippines and Thailand, this mild bleaching genital wash will have you looking porn star pristine and ready for that iphone close up.

Horrid, just horrid...

Omg!

That is simply awful.

Where are the products for guys to "lighten" their dicks ?

I have spotted a gap in the market all thanks to you SarahScreams. Some scrotum's can clash awfully with one's bedroom decor.

Once you get that nasty hair off, you have to start dealing with the skin tone.

If idiots want to buy it.... oh, and lactic acid causes stinging.

Oh I just want to bang my head repeatedly off the table.

Isn't it scrota?

Sorry. I'll get my coat.

I didn't know that Fastidia - thought 'scrotums' sounded clumsy!

Why is it any different to fake tanning?

Or real tanning?

Apparently women in countries such as Thailand are made to feel that their genitalia 'should' be pristinely pale and the company selling this crap exploits this anxiety of theirs.

Because it is equated with cleanliness and how genitalia should be pleasing to the eye; pale= good

Also, what is this bollocks at the top that "sweat" and "friction" from clothing causes your vulva to darken?

What a load of crap?

It's different to tanning because in many countries people (mainly women) are made to feel that the whiter they are the better they are. It's less to do with cosmetic appeal and more to do with race.

isn't this another porn related thing. ISTR a load of fuss about anal bleaching (Cosmo link)... what the bloody hell is your arse meant to look like?

It's awful.