Things that give you not just a good laugh but a little hope for humanity.

[solidgoldbrass]

here. OK, the existence of the product might make you want to kick things, but the gleeful pile-on from both men and women should cheer you.

That is brilliant! The reviews just get funnier and funnier!

I was crying laughing at this one

"There may be men like me who'll be thinking - hey! a pen's a pen, right? - and will use this product without thinking of the risks involved.

I picked up a couple of packs of these pens in error and rather than return them just used them anyway and I now regret this bitterly. Over recent months I've started to undergo some... well... changes. I can only put these changes down to this product but I'm struggling to cope.

I've started to talk to friends about my feelings and if they're upset by anything, rather than just offer a practical solution and becoming confused when it doesn't seem to calm them, I've been empathising with them instead. Also, I've started to understand what "colour blocking" is and I have more shoes than I've ever owned before.

Worse than that... I've started to wear women's clothes

Yes men, be warned - start off with a woman's pen and you could end up in a pencil skirt"

I couldn't resist joining in after laughing till I was nearly sick...

Excellent........

Now Im in trouble at work everyones too busy sniggering

Was yours the violent one, SGB? and if not why not

What, the one about ramming it up the hogs'-eye? Little sweet moi?

Oui, little sweet toi!