letter published in the Telegraph today

[Heebiejeebie]

House husbandry

SIR ? My wife is away visiting her mother. Does anyone know how to find the end of a roll of cling film?

John Michael Beattie
Bledlow Ridge, Buckinghamshire

nothing to do with the thread, but at the panto at the weekend,

Ugly sister 1 "I'm going to slip into something figure hugging, slinky and very revealing"

US2 "what? clingfilm?"

Probably not what JM Beattie had in mind..