Sorry!

[MrsRiarchy]

Oh dear, I really have to apologise for Pat. He's been a very naughty boy. I told him he had to stay in his bedroom until he finished his homework but he sneaked out again I see.

Apologies once again, I see he's being larking around on lots of your threads here and making a right mess. No pudding for Pat tonight. Straight to bed it is.

oh do fuck off you crank.

'Straight to bed it is'.

Are you Yoda?

Lord almighty, the short, hairy, smelly Scandanavian dudes are out in force at the moment. Is it a full moon or something?

I assume this is a MN taking the piss out of Pat, rather than an accomplice. So "fuck off" seems a little harsh...

I could be wrong, but the lack of incoherent ranting or tinfoil hats suggests not.

Has someone's husband or son has logged onto MN to piss us about?

I hope she's given him a good talking to and an extensive reading list.

I assume Pat is an emissary from the MumsnetSucks group. Either that or there are two separate groups of incoherent misogynist fuckwits trolling us, which would be tiresome. Biologically I assume he's someone's son; I can't imagine he can be anyone's husband.

Or hopefully not for very much longer.

I'd hope to high heaven he's not anyone's father...

Sorry (properly). Joke misfired, was really not intended to upset. Herdoftinyelephants got it, was taking p out of troll but misjudged and feel very bad. Sorry again, will ask MN to pull thread.

'scuse me, MrsPatsMum? there's still privilege vomit left on a coupla threads. Sort your kid out.