Cannon fodder

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I know it's a thread about a thread...

conversation

But come and see what we have in chat tonight!

Oh it's gone! As you were!

what was it?

oh what was it?

Well here was the OP I'm pretty sure I'm breaking some rules by doing this...

I write erotic fiction in my spare time. I make no secret about the fact that I do it because I "enjoy" it. I know I'll get plenty of vitriol hurled at me for suggesting this and that's all fine knock yourselves out but if there are any women out there who would like to engage in some mature online conversation then please drop me a line at [email protected] or catch me on MSN messenger by the same name.

Shyness is not a barrier to an enjoyable conversation and I am respectful rather than crass or base. Some people will obviously find the very idea of this sleazy or even abhorrent, in which case fair enough, this isn't for you. But for anyone bored it might be a bit of completely anonymous fun. This won't lead to meeting up, but please, only contact me if you're single - I don't want to be part of some complicated situation, even for a moment.

Oh and I'm male; though I suspect you feel you could have guessed that already.

AnyFule suggested that he should post over here!

I just can't believe the audacity of some bloke posting on here looking for wank fodder. So infuriating

Ah thanks AF - twas bizarre!

0h right.
saw it and hid it.

what precisely is meant by putting "enjoy" in inverted commas I wonder?

was he ripped apart by a crowd of screaming harpies?

"I just can't believe the audacity of some bloke posting on here looking for wank fodder. So infuriating"

Yes, because there's nowehre near enough "wank fodder" on the internet, so these desperate men have to come to mumsnet for it

breath - that's what I pointed out. Nobody thought it was seedy/tawdry but that he was posting in the wrong place (a parenting forum)

seth - people just threw him a few biscuits and said it wasn't the right place.

We then pursed our lips and ran away and hid behind MNHQ's apron strings to make the nasty man go away.

fair enough.

for me it wasn't the fact that it's a parenting forum, it was his presumption that all we talk about is clothes and potty training and that he could offer a sexual thrill in our otherwise sterile lives.

Are you saying that you do have more to talk about than that AF??

Did they sgm? how stange.

Well, I missed the original thread but mothers are stereotyped by society as being obsessed with housework, shopping in Iceland and Westlife CDs so maybe he thought we would be grateful to take some time out from our humdrum existence?

What a tosser, literally.

not me wiki but I'm sure the rest of you do

LOL at the idea of this being "mature online conversation"

I thought that's what we had. (Sometimes)