While this is an older thread and I don't really have anything useful to contribute to you poor souls
I do however have a funny story that is semi related and may make you laugh at least.
I am urinary incontinent.
I regularly soak and leak through incontinence pants because its near enough full urinary incontinence and not a few dribbles and leaks of pee
My periods are NOT reliable
A while ago a few weeks max maybe
Probably
I got my first period in a while
So it was
Well...
Really really heavy....
You can guess what happened next.
Cue me and my poor mum who cares for me cleaning up a LITERAL WATERFALL OF BLOOD
The chair I had sat one had been flooded in maybe like a half litre of urine which meant it was soaking down the back of the chair and flooding the floor
I went in to mild shock thinking I was about to pop my clogs
Realised.... Period... Mixed with pee... The shining....
I had previously to that put leg holes in a plastic bag or two becsuse I had run out of incontinence pants and didn't expect my period to get bad.
So I ran to my room to change out of blood clothes and possibly use a catheter
I rip the pants off record speed
Bad idea
Blood splatters up my door
On my floor
On my clothes
There is blood...
... On my face....
Pissing pissy blood.
PUN intended
The red rivers surely did run that day
It was a blood bath quite literally
And a shit show
Or should I say....
....
.... Piss show
Enjoy and reveal in the comfort of knowing your not alone in being terrified when ten galleons of blood and a bucket full of piss suddenly evacuate from your foo foo