Best Jilly Cooper quote?

[madcapmyrtle]

Just to start a new thread for JC fans...
'I want a sense of purpose in my life,' I protested. 'I don't want to die in Chelsea with my knickers down.' From 'Emily'.

Mine is
"First of May, first of May, out door f*ing starts today"

From Rivals or Riders I think.

Just to lower the tone

"He snuffled as appreciatively as a truffling pig" when decribing Lysander going down on someone in The Man Who Made Husbands Jealous.
My friend and I spent ages as teenagers finding the best/rudest bits to read out to each other!

I can't remember any now but all of her people with "nicknames" used to make me LOL