Ooh, this is FUN: lesser books

[Porpoise]

Just seen this on Twitter. It's basically the titles of "lesser books".

So...

Love in the Time of a Chesty Cough

or

To Kill a Starling

or (my personal favourite)

Alice in Sunderland

Any more for any more?

"Bex"

The Plastic Bead Game

The Vice Executive of Casterbridge Town Council

The Puddle, The Puddle

Squabble and Peace

Breakfast at KFC

The Average Gatsby.

The Hour of the Pot Plants.

Lady Chatterley's flirtation

Labyrinthe

Are you there mum, it's me Margaret?

Alias Debbie

Tiddlywinks war of the worlds

The Tall Affable Man

The dropout

For whom the doorbell rings

Tales of the Expected
A Passage to Luton
The Old Man and the Medium Sized Pond

lol at for whom the doorbell rings

Ask not for whom the doorbell rings, it rings to drop a package off for next door

Bender is the Knight

Co-ownership

the chiuaua of the baskervilles

Liver of Dusk

Beopuppy

Birdcrap
On Cleethorpes Beach
The Partially Sighted Assasin

the slightly irritated little baby book

Slice of Pi

Born Reassuringly Expensive

Giraffes can't Dad-dance