Someone has given me a bag full of books.

[Comewhinewithme]

It is really nice of her but they are all misery memoirs complete with picture of small child looking sad and lonely.
There is also a Jordan and Peter expose called something like "too much in love"
and Jeremy kyle's autobiography .

Do you think I could give them my Gran or would they depress her too much (she is nearly 90)?

Was it Kerry Katona?

Your poor Gran - I wouldn't! Charity shop 'em, lots of people (inexplicably) like reading about people's miserable childhoods.

I'm tempted to write a book called 'My Childhood Was Quite Nice, Thank You' but I don't think it would sell very well

Ikboo.

Is Jeremy's autobiog. called 'Why don't you get off your backside and get a job?' .

Didn't Jeremy Kyle marry someone he met through his radio show's 'marry a stranger' competition or something?

Iklboo, it's been done. I've not read it but the author is Andrew Collins.

Save yourself some money and burn them instead of putting the heating on.