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Mills & Boon - just loaned my first one from the library

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SecondUsername4me · 30/01/2024 19:17

I've only ever heard women I know read these who are 60+ so I'm not sure if it's a sign that I'm ageing prematurely (35) or just because I'm looking for quick reads and the walls of books at the library are overwhelming to sift through.

Any good? Are they still writing them? If I enjoy them is it feasible to read the back catalogue?

I've been through the Richard & Judy Book Club back catalogue and am fully up to date on the Reese Witherspoon Book Club back catalogue, so looking for another stack to work through.

Any particularly good stories I should look out for?

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PianPianPiano · 01/02/2024 19:15

I loved them when I was younger, and will still read them now when I need something mindless (which is quite often tbf 😂).

I also have some favourites - one which I've lost and have been hunting for years to try and fine, but can't remember the name or author, only the plot which isn't helpful for m&b.... But it did differ in that the woman wasn't some virgin, but instead a single mother of three, and a lecturer at the university and the man a police officer who needed the extra credit so was taking her course... Off to Google again to see if I can find it as he was really very delicious and the story was quite funny.

PudgeControlsTheWeather · 01/02/2024 19:28

@Manicule I collect Betty Neels books! I have over 100 Grin

JaneBennett · 01/02/2024 20:08

I've named changed for this.

My mum was a published Mills and Boon author. I loved reading her books and still re-read them every now and then.

ElizabethVonArnim · 01/02/2024 20:53

JaneBennett · 01/02/2024 20:08

I've named changed for this.

My mum was a published Mills and Boon author. I loved reading her books and still re-read them every now and then.

JaneBennett - are they rude? Is it weird reading sex your mum wrote? **

JaneBennett · 01/02/2024 22:03

ElizabethVonArnin I was about 18 when she first got published. It was a bit weird but they weren't explicitly rude. You weren't 'allowed' to go below the waist and there were lots of innuendos. My mum wrote them in a slightly tongue in cheek way and was quite successful at it. Her books still sell now.

ElizabethVonArnim · 01/02/2024 22:22

That's brilliant! It must be lovely to have your mum's work like that.

SunflowerSeeds123 · 01/02/2024 22:47

I used to work with a woman who wrote one. There's loads of rules about language and structure. It's painting by numbers, really.

hazandduck · 02/02/2024 01:25

Has anyone mentioned a ‘pubic mound’ yet? 🤣 As kids my siblings and I were often taken on holiday to old country houses without tv or any other sort of entertainment apart from the classic bookcase of Mills and Boon. Many a night was spent giggling as we took it in turns to read out loud the rude bits 😂

I have heard before how difficult they are to actually write due to needing to stick to
the required formula! I do remember some
of them being really well written, some of the characters just stay with you.

I do remember one where a couple were stuck together somewhere and he got them a curry and then they had a wild night…I just remember thinking how could anyone be in the mood after ingesting so much Indian food 😂😂

TipulophobiaIsReal · 02/02/2024 01:29

The population of India would suggest that it is indeed possible.

hazandduck · 02/02/2024 01:32

TipulophobiaIsReal · 02/02/2024 01:29

The population of India would suggest that it is indeed possible.

True! It was more the volume of what they’d eaten and the lengthy descriptions of it all. I felt full up reading it 😆

TipulophobiaIsReal · 02/02/2024 01:37

Someone else mentioned M&B books with lavish descriptions of extravagant quantities of food. Maybe someone there has finally tapped into what women actually want. Less of the velvety members, more of the food porn. In great detail.

StarbucksSmarterSister · 02/02/2024 01:42

OMG I haven't read one for decades ( I'm In my 60s now) but I read loads of them when I was in my teens. I had 2 or 3 favourite authors who were a bit more down to earth than some. I remember one author in every book she wrote would always have a hero who was a Dutch Doctor and the heroine was an English nurse. I think the writer was actually married to a Dutch man .

I think I might have to see if there are some on Kindle!

StarbucksSmarterSister · 02/02/2024 01:45

PudgeControlsTheWeather · 01/02/2024 19:28

@Manicule I collect Betty Neels books! I have over 100 Grin

That's the Dutch lady! ( I should have read the whole thread 🙂).

StarbucksSmarterSister · 02/02/2024 01:53

She did marry a Dutchman and was actually a nurse herself. "Write what you know" as they say.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Neels

Betty Neels - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Neels

Dustyblue · 02/02/2024 10:54

Loved all of Catriona's adventures! 😂

@JaneBennett You must be very proud of your Mum, I know I would be. Would absolutely love a tipple and a chat with her!

catin8oots · 03/02/2024 02:57

Have I just stumbled upon the best thread of all time?

Manicule · 03/02/2024 10:15

Catriona has been busy again 😂

'Am I completely mad, Tiger?'
For what felt like the hundredth time she let the curtain drop and turned back into the room, feeling the butterflies jitter in her stomach. Tiger blinked sleepily up at her from the rug and provided no answer to the question that she’d been asking herself all day in increasing agitation, ever since Mr Smotherington-Cliff - Patrick, as she now had to think of him - had issued his invitation - or was it more of an order? - to have dinner with him that night.
Why on earth did she want to get involved with any man again, on any level? After Warren…after all the anguish of their broken engagement and the horror of selling their apartment, dividing all their possessions—
The sharp ring of the doorbell broke into her reverie and she shivered, the painful shadows of remembrance clearing as she hurried to the hallway of the compact yet comfortable Victorian cottage she'd chosen for its tranquil, soothing atmosphere, so dramatically in contrast to the glamorous ultra-modern apartment she and Warren had shared.
She could see the tall outline silhouetted through the stained glass of the door and hoped she'd dressed appropriately for wherever he planned to take her. After much dithering she’d settled on a simple but flattering woollen dress whose rich amber tones flattered her colouring and heightened the subtle green of her eyes, with a gleam of gold at throat and ears.
As the door swung open, though, she was taken aback to see him looking oddly casual; gone was the perfect suit of office hours, replaced by an open-necked shirt and buttery-soft leather jacket, with jeans emphasising the lean strength of those long legs.
The shock of meeting his piercing blue gaze was still as daunting as it had been that morning. She licked suddenly dry lips. 'Good evening…..Patrick. If you give me a moment I’ll just find my coat.'
'No need.' With a flash of white teeth he was suddenly close, making her take a few hasty steps back as they stood together in the small hallway, and for the first time she noticed he was holding up two bags. 'I've brought dinner. Or the ingredients, anyway. A bit cheeky of me, I know, but I hoped you wouldn’t mind? Cooking's my life's passion and I don't often get the chance to practice for more than one.'
'Er…..' Catriona was aware that she was making a faintly incoherent noise and struggled to get a grip. This wasn’t what she’d been expecting. At all. 'Well, of course - that's absolutely fine. Marvellous, in fact.'
And maybe it was, she told herself, with a silent laugh. Why not go with the flow? He was already glancing towards the kitchen, clearly keen to unpack whatever was in those bags. She nodded over her shoulder.
'The kitchen's there. I really do need to warn you, it’s not exactly Cordon bleu standard, I’m afraid.'
'Well, that's good, because neither am I. But I'm not half-bad as an amateur, if I’m allowed to say that. I've brought a selection to cater for most tastes - how does wild mushroom risotto suit you?'
'I love risotto.'
Catriona couldn’t help trying to remember any time Warren had cooked for her - that was easy; he hadn’t. Cooking wasn’t man's work, in his eyes. But there was certainly nothing unmanly about Patrick Smotherington-Cliff as he moved with loping grace about her tiny kitchen, unpacking delicious ingredients, unhooking pans and asking with genuine interest about her taste in food and wine……

CONT'D P. 98

sorry. I'll stop now. Maybe I ought to get back to trying to write one again. This is too much fun!

HappySquashGirl · 03/02/2024 10:32

Oh my gosh. "Buttery leather" "loped" "piercing blue eyes" 😁😁 can't wait for chapter 2 and the mild peril.... what could possibly come between Catriona and Patrick when everything is going so well...??

Surely he can't be allergic to cats ???

Mollyplop999 · 03/02/2024 10:36

Manicule don'tleave us hanging 😆

Manicule · 03/02/2024 10:45

Hee hee 😸🤧💔😭

EBearhug · 03/02/2024 10:53

Surely he can't be allergic to cats???

No. If a relationship is to be, the animal has to be included and accepted. So if Patrick is the one, the cat will take to him and he to the cat. If he is not, Tiger will be problematic, and Catriona will end up having her heart broken by Patrick before realising some quiet man (who likes cats) in the office is really her heart's desire.

My first thought was, "I've got a friend who is allergic to mushrooms, it wouldn't suit everyone..."

Manicule · 03/02/2024 11:13

I did think of that, @EBearhug, and had Catriona expressed her inability to eat them, he’d have some very plausible line about leaving the mushrooms out in his car just in case, so he’d either have a plausible alternative (plenty of butternut squash in those capacious bags 🤓) or just go out to get them once he knew she wasn’t violently allergic and indeed LOVED mushrooms……

fightingthedogforadonut · 03/02/2024 12:08

This thread is brilliant. 😄

As a teenager I read all the medical ones - basically coy inexperienced nurse meets moody but brilliant doctor who turns out to have a deeply sensitive, passionate soul. I loved them!!

LardoBurrows · 03/02/2024 12:34

@DancingOnMoonbeams Thank you so much for the link, I'm going to put my feet up later and watch it. It is a really good cast, I loved Diana Rigg from when I first saw her as Mrs Peel, she was my girl crush. I also had a crush on Edward Fox after seeing him in The Day of the Jackal.

This is a great thread. I first found Mills & Boon via my mother's beat me on the bottom Woman's Weekly and became addicted to the stories they ran over several weeks, I couldn't wait for the next instalment. This addiction lasted until my early twenties when I left home and finally weaned myself off them. They are very comfortable to read, like putting on an old pair of warm comfy slippers and curling up with a mug of hot chocolate.