Books with cutesy titles.

[GreenLowe]

Do they annoy anyone else? Books with titles like The Life and Times of Tilly Tentwagon and Horatio Thistlebrush's Outrageous Adventure?

They seem to be the new "Male Occupation's female relative."

What other book trends are you tired of?

Silly titles like The Little Cupcake Café at the Beach/Christmas Café in Cornwall. Twee stuff like that. And the stuff MIL reads that usually has a miserable picture of a girl in clogs and wearing a shawl and maybe holding a baby, with a rainy cobbled street in the background. Mirthless and drab.

The worst for me are those ones with white covers and a black and white picture of a child, with titles like "No, Daddy"

At least you know which ones not to read…