Harry Potter FREAKS, how many of you will fess up to skipping to the end

[expatinscotland]

to see if he dies the second you get your hands on the book?

I will!

It's okay, I'll come on here and let you all know .

he ieds you freaks

I think both he and Hermoine are going to cop it.

willhe tkaes her from behind

I think he sprogs her up and they leave behind an illegitimate son .

arf

He may not be a kid in the last book, after all, but a grown man or even an older man.

Who then DIES.

I will

for definite

before I leave the shop I suspect

[saddo]

EXPAT YOU FUCKER!

I won't

Oh I will, definately. Then spend the next couple of days trying to figure out how she got that ending!

I'll be rat-arsed by the time I get my hands on the book. I'll be waiting in the bar for the release .

I'm going to find out in the shop and then ring my sister, because midnight comes later for her.

We've already agreed the plan.

if he does farking die, I'm going to put the book in a large jiffy bag, shit in it, then post it bak to JR ewing

Get over it, Mama, he's toast.

..then I'll just send a jiffy bag of shit to expat so WATCH IT!

I'll tell the polis you're an obsessed fan .

I'll tell them you bought it off ebay

I'll be sure to post a thread on here 'Mamma, look here!' then when you open it, it'll give away the entire ending. No warning.

I'll be at mym mus from Friday onwards (and how sad am I getting it delivered to her house?), so won't can access the internet so won't can read any endings that mioght be posted

KMA biiiiiiiiiitch

I won't be on MN until 2 weeks after so bollocks

You'll have time to get over the shock of his DEATH then, MG