Am I the only Harry Potter fan NOT reading the fecking HP threads, becuase I don't want to hear everybody's bloody theories and risk spoiling teh book?

[HarrywillNOTfuckingdie]

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No, but I'm not reading them because a) I can't keep up, they're too long, and b) everyone seems to have really complex intelligent articulate theories...I just read 'em for fun

And c) just in case they're right, I want it all to be a surprise!!

Me too

Oh dammit, I started saying "no" then just agreed with you....I meant yes, but also...I mean...oh arse I need to sleep....

Your first post made more sense

I'm with you. My finger hovers over the HP thread titles in active convos.....and then ....no pull it away, resist the temptation!.

But even if we are right you wont know til you read the book so it will still be a surprise, surely you've already considered all the things we've discussed on the threads.
I find they have really raised my anticipation and excitement about the new book.

I don't know, I haven't read the threads! I know I'd feel pissed off if something happens and I'll remember "oh, BOM said that"

Really, I'd be preening and strutting around saying "I WAS RIGHT"

I'll be so engrossed in the books I wont remember anyones theories anyway until BOM says "I told you so"

Wonder who will be right???

lol

ok here's my theory

Harry will decide he's trapped in the wrong body and will turn into Harriet

he'll marry HAgrid and adopt Neville

Message withdrawn

no I m not reading them because I just want to read the book I dont want any snippets of what its about

No, I'm not reading them either.

And there had better not be any spoilers in thread TITLES once the book comes out (I'm a fast reader but woe betide anyone who tells me the end before I get there!)

I am not coming on the internet at all, or turning on the telly til I've finished it.
All spare time must be devoted to reading anyway.

Martha, love the name

oh yes marthamoo, they'll feel the sharp edge of my, um, typing if they do

MamaG

I'm not reading them either. Mainly because my brain lacks the ability to retain most information, so I can only remember roughly what happens! I'd just make a complete tit of myself and say something stupid!

I am keeping away too ... looked in on the HP name change thread but that is all

I'm joining you HwNfd - blardy annoying, I love, love, love the books and off to see the film tonight but I don't want to hear anymore theories, esp. the he's going to die ones.

PAH.

MaureenMcGonagall said:I'd just make a complete tit of myself and say something stupid!

please dont let that stop you

honestly, I change my theory every day anyway depending on which book or interview I've just seen/read

When Mo said that, I bit my tongue so I didn't say "whats new?"

oops