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Heathcliffscathy · 04/06/2007 22:29

go on....spill...the zenith of your erotic fiction experience is.....

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poppy34 · 04/06/2007 22:35

alan curbishley ..my life

do you mean stuff that puts you in the mood or that has sexiest scenes in?

WelshBoris · 04/06/2007 22:36

D'ya know I've never read a sexy book.

Even though I love sex and I love reading, I've never mixed the two.

What are your favourites?

sleepycat · 04/06/2007 22:37

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poppy34 · 04/06/2007 22:37

nor have I welshboris but as you say - 2 of my favourite things so why not combine?

FluffyMummy123 · 04/06/2007 22:37

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BishyBarneyBee · 04/06/2007 22:39

NOT the story of O

hippocampus · 04/06/2007 22:40

I'm ashamed to admit that I have to stick to the supposedly literary stuff like Anais Nin, Georges Bataille etc for fear of being found out

hippocampus · 04/06/2007 22:41

'The White Hotel' by D M Thomas is probably the sexiest book I have ever read, but it is coupled with such barbarity that I can't count it as erotic.

FrannyandZooey · 04/06/2007 22:43

Jane Eyre

FrannyandZooey · 04/06/2007 22:44
NotQuiteCockney · 04/06/2007 22:44
BishyBarneyBee · 04/06/2007 22:45

not obv sexy stuff can be really sexy.

Started 'Landy and the Unicorn' today and the first chapter gave me a shiver.

BishyBarneyBee · 04/06/2007 22:46

or just google for a bit of slash if subtle is not your thing.

FrannyandZooey · 04/06/2007 22:46

moi?

NotQuiteCockney · 04/06/2007 22:47

I'm sure some slash is subtle.

Actually, I've never actually managed to read any, the bits I've looked at were grammatically difficult.

I wonder whether being squicked by bad grammar and spelling is a common sexual preference? Probably not, given all the alarmingly bad slash etc out there.

BishyBarneyBee · 04/06/2007 22:49

I know what you mean - slash is so uncensored that I would not know where to begin. the grammar and bad writing is the equivilant of a bucket of cold water - oh maybe I am an erotica snob!

Heathcliffscathy · 04/06/2007 22:51

welshboris, thanks for that by the way, on the other thread....

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hippocampus · 04/06/2007 22:52

I have been afraid of the real stuff since I got a book free with some godawful long since cancelled 'woman's' magazine that involved a female chef, her male collegues and a whole variety of vegetables.

Heathcliffscathy · 04/06/2007 22:52

delta of venus is so well thumbed so to speak chez moi that it is falling apart

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WelshBoris · 04/06/2007 22:53

No probs.

Heathcliffscathy · 04/06/2007 22:55

too beautiful and how i adore you by mark pritchard are very very very good erotic fiction that really push the boundaries

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MrsJohnCusack · 04/06/2007 23:00

oh I opened this to say Jane Eyre too, but Franny got there first

however it seems you may be talking about something a little more outre and modern, not sure I can help

BettySwallocks · 04/06/2007 23:00

biology books with pictures are good for me

Heathcliffscathy · 04/06/2007 23:00

NO NO NO.....all comers (snurk) welcome.

jane eyre is.

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bananabump · 04/06/2007 23:11

Sod books (she says because she can't remember the names of any she's read) and get yourself on literotica or cliterati

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