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"her teeth were the milky white pearls of a healthy virgin"

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CanadianJohn · 31/03/2018 04:07

My wife like to read (coff-coff) popular fiction, probably a reaction to all those years studying English Lit.

She was laughing over this phrase, referring to a middle-aged woman: "When she smiled, her teeth were the milky white pearls of a healthy virgin."

The author is probably a multi-millionaire; who are we to laugh at him.

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DarkPeakScouter · 31/03/2018 04:36

Milky White pearls of what? Confused Envy not envy. Sounds dodgy as hell. I love reading those books as I laugh so much I cry!

TheDogAndDogAtCrutchley · 31/03/2018 04:38

Boak

TheDogAndDogAtCrutchley · 31/03/2018 04:38

Since when did sex fuck up teeth anyway?

DarkPeakScouter · 31/03/2018 04:48

Best not to try and imagine it I think! TheDog

Backingvocals · 31/03/2018 20:11

They used to say that you lost a tooth for every child. Because of the way the blighters suck you dry during gestation and beyond so your teeth can suffer as a result of pregnancy (and the reason you get free dental treatment in pregnancy). Could that be why? Weird though.

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