What's the worst line you've read in a book?

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Inspired after reading this treasure. Only on the third page too

A sexy slender kidney bean!

Brilliant.. that's actually just brilliant

😂

I can't beat that!

That's amazing.

Sexy kidney bean!

Not a funny line, in an Emily Barr book where she's talking about sticking your fingers down your throats to throw up and she writes "every woman has tried it". Well, actually no, not this woman, and hopefully I'm. It alone in that.

Read about the first three pages of one Moment One Morning today (before throwing it across the room). The main character's 'mind whirrs' as she decides another woman is gay, based on where she lives and an absence of makeup. Another character has 'beautiful fusilli hair.'

I thought the lines in Harry Potter about the 'creature in his chest' (when describing his desire for Ginny) were pretty cringe inducing. It was meant to be romance, not a scene from Alien.

What book features the sexy kidney bean? I need to avoid it!

I need that information too, fish.

Suppose I actually buy it by accident? We all need to be warned.

Exactly schadenfreude - imagine accidentally reading that when you weren't expecting it!

'OMG, he's so hot' and every line in any 50 Shades book.