I've seen AIBUs written from the perspective of toddlers and similar (e.g. Victorian themed ones) and thought it'd be fun to do a fictional characters one.
I'll start.
"Ok, so I'm outside with my sister who is reading an incredibly boring book, and I'm quite tired. I SWEAR I just saw a rabbit hop last muttering about being late for something. WIBU to follow him to see wtf he's on about?" (Alice in Wonderland)